emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
recovering weird horse girl, dashcon survivor, gluten free, and burned-out lab scientist.
"what are you?"
"A good boy sandwich"
"A good boy sandwich"
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"what are you?"
"A good boy sandwich"
"A good boy sandwich"
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I am able to stack coupons too for an absolutely spectacular deal
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I am able to stack coupons too for an absolutely spectacular deal
Zissou is feeling the spirit of the William H. Macy Thanksgiving Day parade this morning, which is still 5 days before Thanksgiving.
He has another toy that's just a turkey, but he brought me the one with the hat.
He has another toy that's just a turkey, but he brought me the one with the hat.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Zissou is feeling the spirit of the William H. Macy Thanksgiving Day parade this morning, which is still 5 days before Thanksgiving.
He has another toy that's just a turkey, but he brought me the one with the hat.
He has another toy that's just a turkey, but he brought me the one with the hat.
I decorated my door for Thanksgiving because it's not December yet, it's not Christmas!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I decorated my door for Thanksgiving because it's not December yet, it's not Christmas!!!
Me earlier today: hell yeah birthday cake
Me when the cakes are due to come out of the pans: ...I don't have a cooking rack.
Me when the cakes are due to come out of the pans: ...I don't have a cooking rack.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me earlier today: hell yeah birthday cake
Me when the cakes are due to come out of the pans: ...I don't have a cooking rack.
Me when the cakes are due to come out of the pans: ...I don't have a cooking rack.
I think this might be the ID card photo. Look at this goober and his beautiful beautiful eyes!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think this might be the ID card photo. Look at this goober and his beautiful beautiful eyes!!
It is warm enough to not need the heat but too cold to run the air conditioner and someone kept me up all night with 30494059 degrees of canine body heat.
It's a great Saturday for napping, at least!
It's a great Saturday for napping, at least!
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It is warm enough to not need the heat but too cold to run the air conditioner and someone kept me up all night with 30494059 degrees of canine body heat.
It's a great Saturday for napping, at least!
It's a great Saturday for napping, at least!
The riots have been postponed
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The riots have been postponed
Cold enough for dog booties today
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Cold enough for dog booties today
Are you a Costco person? I bought this box of wine that's clearly intended to be a gift for someone else, but after trying one bottle (the Ulula, a Spanish red blend), I went back and bought another.
$35, 4 bottles, all highly rated reds
$35, 4 bottles, all highly rated reds
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Are you a Costco person? I bought this box of wine that's clearly intended to be a gift for someone else, but after trying one bottle (the Ulula, a Spanish red blend), I went back and bought another.
$35, 4 bottles, all highly rated reds
$35, 4 bottles, all highly rated reds
Zissou and I had our first therapy dog visit today, and one of the things the therapy animal teams do is have trading cards of their therapy animals.
I found a superhero trading card template online that I think would be so fun to use? Abilities: wiggling, super sniffing, snuggling
I found a superhero trading card template online that I think would be so fun to use? Abilities: wiggling, super sniffing, snuggling
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Zissou and I had our first therapy dog visit today, and one of the things the therapy animal teams do is have trading cards of their therapy animals.
I found a superhero trading card template online that I think would be so fun to use? Abilities: wiggling, super sniffing, snuggling
I found a superhero trading card template online that I think would be so fun to use? Abilities: wiggling, super sniffing, snuggling
Zissou's singular raised eyebrow is a paid actor and a wonderful tribute to Leonard Nimoy. He thinks the whole thing is highly illogical but he's willing to play along.
Happy Halloween 🖖🏻
Happy Halloween 🖖🏻
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Zissou's singular raised eyebrow is a paid actor and a wonderful tribute to Leonard Nimoy. He thinks the whole thing is highly illogical but he's willing to play along.
Happy Halloween 🖖🏻
Happy Halloween 🖖🏻
These gluten free muffins nearly brought me to tears this morning.
They are SO SOFT I reread the ingredient list 10 times because they taste too good to be true.
They are SO SOFT I reread the ingredient list 10 times because they taste too good to be true.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
These gluten free muffins nearly brought me to tears this morning.
They are SO SOFT I reread the ingredient list 10 times because they taste too good to be true.
They are SO SOFT I reread the ingredient list 10 times because they taste too good to be true.
I am in an absolutely terrible mood but I got some of my stained glass window decals up and they look Nice Enough to me
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I am in an absolutely terrible mood but I got some of my stained glass window decals up and they look Nice Enough to me
He hates it but progess is still happening, i think bigger ear holes might be needed?
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He hates it but progess is still happening, i think bigger ear holes might be needed?
Okay so I used the cosplayer's cheap custom dress form trick where they saran wrap themselves and then duct tape themselves but with a bowl as a base to make a duct tape hat of sorts (I can't duct tape my dog!) Not sure the hat will be the base or just used as a pattern but progess is happening
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Okay so I used the cosplayer's cheap custom dress form trick where they saran wrap themselves and then duct tape themselves but with a bowl as a base to make a duct tape hat of sorts (I can't duct tape my dog!) Not sure the hat will be the base or just used as a pattern but progess is happening
Star Trek fans and general creatives: how would you put Spock hair on a dog? I'm thinking a cardboard "helmet" of sorts covered in felt (for the most structure, though I could do straight felt and sew it)? But how do I shape it? I've attached my idea and the same photo w/o markup for any other ideas
October 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Star Trek fans and general creatives: how would you put Spock hair on a dog? I'm thinking a cardboard "helmet" of sorts covered in felt (for the most structure, though I could do straight felt and sew it)? But how do I shape it? I've attached my idea and the same photo w/o markup for any other ideas
I bought myself a small present to feel joy and it is these stained glass window decals for the window above my glass door, now to decide which ones to put up
October 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I bought myself a small present to feel joy and it is these stained glass window decals for the window above my glass door, now to decide which ones to put up
He peeked out to confirm that he was content with the arrangement but also to let me know I woke him up 😂 He is a comfort animal in that he's constantly looking for maximum comfort, he loves pillows, blankets, and a good cuddle 🥰
October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He peeked out to confirm that he was content with the arrangement but also to let me know I woke him up 😂 He is a comfort animal in that he's constantly looking for maximum comfort, he loves pillows, blankets, and a good cuddle 🥰
I promise there's a dog in here
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I promise there's a dog in here
The big stinky baby boy got a bath and I feel a little bad because the apartment is cold since I had the windows open when I was cooking my dinner but also he will want to snuggle more if he's cold and I want the snuggles
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The big stinky baby boy got a bath and I feel a little bad because the apartment is cold since I had the windows open when I was cooking my dinner but also he will want to snuggle more if he's cold and I want the snuggles
I forgot to add the damn picture. Steak is a little more on the side of "rare" than I usually go for in my "medium rare" but it was so tender and so lovely and I'll have a delightful steak sandwich for breakfast tomorrow and leftover steak for lunch 😋
October 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I forgot to add the damn picture. Steak is a little more on the side of "rare" than I usually go for in my "medium rare" but it was so tender and so lovely and I'll have a delightful steak sandwich for breakfast tomorrow and leftover steak for lunch 😋