A Hallmark movie where instead of moving to a small town and falling in love, I move to the country and I eat a lot of peaches.

It's time to name mass shootings after the politicians who block any sensible measures to prevent mass shootings.

A big part of anxiety is just being very suspicious of yourself. Like I'm not exactly sure what I'm up to but I don't trust this guy, vibes are off.

Me: *gasps loudly and takes screen shot
Uber driver: oooh what’s the drama???
Me: I just got the wordle in 2 guesses.

“This is how democrats can win the next election.”

Please no that’s my emotional support kitchen drawer full of soy sauce packets

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

This is going to be my go to meme for the rest of my life.