Emery Piper
@emerypiperauthor.bsky.social
I read a lot of books. Like, a lot. I also wrote a book. You should read it.
Reposted by Emery Piper
Favorite Movie(s) Right This Second.
Sinners (2025)
Can’t stop thinking about it. Especially that one sequence. The one with the music.
What’s yours?
#filmsky #scriptsky #cinema
Sinners (2025)
Can’t stop thinking about it. Especially that one sequence. The one with the music.
What’s yours?
#filmsky #scriptsky #cinema
April 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Favorite Movie(s) Right This Second.
Sinners (2025)
Can’t stop thinking about it. Especially that one sequence. The one with the music.
What’s yours?
#filmsky #scriptsky #cinema
Sinners (2025)
Can’t stop thinking about it. Especially that one sequence. The one with the music.
What’s yours?
#filmsky #scriptsky #cinema
Fall Guy is quickly becoming my comfort movie, surpassing Skyfall. My husband has done stunts for indie movies (qualifications: balls) and was friends with Gary Kent before he passed. Gosling is adorable, as always, but Winston Duke is fine as hell, also as always.
April 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fall Guy is quickly becoming my comfort movie, surpassing Skyfall. My husband has done stunts for indie movies (qualifications: balls) and was friends with Gary Kent before he passed. Gosling is adorable, as always, but Winston Duke is fine as hell, also as always.
My current spotify algorithm is way cooler than I deserve, thanks to my teenagers controlling the music while they’re in my car. It’s all cool I die bands I’ve never heard of… with a few sprinkles of y Taylor Swift mixed in to keep me grounded.
April 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My current spotify algorithm is way cooler than I deserve, thanks to my teenagers controlling the music while they’re in my car. It’s all cool I die bands I’ve never heard of… with a few sprinkles of y Taylor Swift mixed in to keep me grounded.
Me: Do you know what I mean if I told you this book is a reverse harem?
Husband: yes, men call it a bukkake.
Me:…
Me: well yes, that does happen but ALSO…
Husband: yes, men call it a bukkake.
Me:…
Me: well yes, that does happen but ALSO…
March 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me: Do you know what I mean if I told you this book is a reverse harem?
Husband: yes, men call it a bukkake.
Me:…
Me: well yes, that does happen but ALSO…
Husband: yes, men call it a bukkake.
Me:…
Me: well yes, that does happen but ALSO…
15 has been watching Derry Girls and has taken to calling me “Mammy” - NGL, I sort of love it.
March 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
15 has been watching Derry Girls and has taken to calling me “Mammy” - NGL, I sort of love it.
“Mom, having the taqueria on speed dial on your phone isn’t the flex you think it is.” - my kid, who is wrong.
March 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“Mom, having the taqueria on speed dial on your phone isn’t the flex you think it is.” - my kid, who is wrong.
My youngest turns 14 today. When my kids were younger, I lamented every birthday, dreading them getting older. Now they’re 14, 15 and 20, and I celebrate each birthday right along with them. I am madly in love with the awesome, awful humans my perfect babies have grown into and me. 1/2
March 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My youngest turns 14 today. When my kids were younger, I lamented every birthday, dreading them getting older. Now they’re 14, 15 and 20, and I celebrate each birthday right along with them. I am madly in love with the awesome, awful humans my perfect babies have grown into and me. 1/2
My #booksky Just finished /just started by @kateerobert.com and Marie Annilla
March 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My #booksky Just finished /just started by @kateerobert.com and Marie Annilla
My 15 y/o just told me she prayed to Megan Thee Stallion before her AP Geo test and I’ve never been more proud.
March 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My 15 y/o just told me she prayed to Megan Thee Stallion before her AP Geo test and I’ve never been more proud.
I need to stop collecting ideas of books to write and actually fucking write another one.
February 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I need to stop collecting ideas of books to write and actually fucking write another one.
Just had to ask my 15 y/o to put on the Wicked BluRay for me. Oh how the turns have tabled.
February 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just had to ask my 15 y/o to put on the Wicked BluRay for me. Oh how the turns have tabled.
OH from one of the teens in my house:
I don’t need Plan B, I have Plan M. MPreg.
I don’t need Plan B, I have Plan M. MPreg.
February 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
OH from one of the teens in my house:
I don’t need Plan B, I have Plan M. MPreg.
I don’t need Plan B, I have Plan M. MPreg.
I don’t pretend to know shit about rap. I’m a 47 year old white lady from a small town in Texas. But I know words. I know stories, and I know that Kendrick Lamar is a fucking poet. He takes words and makes them his bitch. He plays with language in a way that would make Shakespeare proud.
February 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I don’t pretend to know shit about rap. I’m a 47 year old white lady from a small town in Texas. But I know words. I know stories, and I know that Kendrick Lamar is a fucking poet. He takes words and makes them his bitch. He plays with language in a way that would make Shakespeare proud.
The book I’m reading is so terrible but I can’t stop reading it. I think it’s Christian smut? I’m so confused.
February 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The book I’m reading is so terrible but I can’t stop reading it. I think it’s Christian smut? I’m so confused.
Middle aged white women have a unique privilege. We are unfuckable and thus invisible- until we are not. I invite other middle aged white women to identify as a fucking problem to the new administration.
January 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Middle aged white women have a unique privilege. We are unfuckable and thus invisible- until we are not. I invite other middle aged white women to identify as a fucking problem to the new administration.
Guys, did Trump just cure toxic masculinity?!
January 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Guys, did Trump just cure toxic masculinity?!
“Bitch, they’re refreshing as fuck”
-15, when asked why she thinks green peppers are better than red.
-15, when asked why she thinks green peppers are better than red.
January 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“Bitch, they’re refreshing as fuck”
-15, when asked why she thinks green peppers are better than red.
-15, when asked why she thinks green peppers are better than red.
Listen, ending solid marriages is not cool BUT… fucking the one straight guy in your musical theater group leads to listening to Lin Manuel Miranda’s Warriors while your kids sing along as you make lasagna on a Sunday night. I might be Team Ariana after all.
January 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Listen, ending solid marriages is not cool BUT… fucking the one straight guy in your musical theater group leads to listening to Lin Manuel Miranda’s Warriors while your kids sing along as you make lasagna on a Sunday night. I might be Team Ariana after all.
13 and 15 have shared custody of their Uncle’s Calvin and Hobbes shirt. 13 left it on the floor of her room for a while.
15: I haven’t had the shirt ALL YEAR.
Me: well, it is only January 6th
15: I’m about to January 6th this whole fkn family
15: I haven’t had the shirt ALL YEAR.
Me: well, it is only January 6th
15: I’m about to January 6th this whole fkn family
January 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
13 and 15 have shared custody of their Uncle’s Calvin and Hobbes shirt. 13 left it on the floor of her room for a while.
15: I haven’t had the shirt ALL YEAR.
Me: well, it is only January 6th
15: I’m about to January 6th this whole fkn family
15: I haven’t had the shirt ALL YEAR.
Me: well, it is only January 6th
15: I’m about to January 6th this whole fkn family
The part of motherhood I struggle with the most is apologizing. It’s important to me to say I’m sorry when I fuck up, because my parents never did, but goddamn it’s hard. “I’m sorry BUT..” is not an apology. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have don’t that.” Is.
January 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The part of motherhood I struggle with the most is apologizing. It’s important to me to say I’m sorry when I fuck up, because my parents never did, but goddamn it’s hard. “I’m sorry BUT..” is not an apology. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have don’t that.” Is.
Wait, was it Robert De Niro or Robert Mitchum that killed Natalie Wood?
- things I say to enrage my husband.
- things I say to enrage my husband.
January 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wait, was it Robert De Niro or Robert Mitchum that killed Natalie Wood?
- things I say to enrage my husband.
- things I say to enrage my husband.
Reposted by Emery Piper
U2 has been granted a full pardon for putting their album on your phone that one time
January 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
U2 has been granted a full pardon for putting their album on your phone that one time