Ember
@ember.pet
29F 🏳️⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon
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Ember
@ember.pet
· 8d
*your screen starts shaking*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
it's a shame sword art online only had fourteen episodes, but what a cool show
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's a shame sword art online only had fourteen episodes, but what a cool show
my dog likes to soothe his anxiety by licking my girlfriend’s feet. in this way he’s got a lot in common with trans women
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my dog likes to soothe his anxiety by licking my girlfriend’s feet. in this way he’s got a lot in common with trans women
ethical non-monogamy doesn’t begin with feeling unsatisfied in an existing relationship
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
ethical non-monogamy doesn’t begin with feeling unsatisfied in an existing relationship
on your first day in the clink you’ve gotta walk up to the biggest baddest hypnotist in the yard and trance her then and there in front of everyone or they’ll all know you’re fresh meat
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
on your first day in the clink you’ve gotta walk up to the biggest baddest hypnotist in the yard and trance her then and there in front of everyone or they’ll all know you’re fresh meat
gf, a little high: i think julia caesar said that
me: did you just say julia? did you just forcefemme caesar?
gf: good for her!!
me: did you just say julia? did you just forcefemme caesar?
gf: good for her!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
gf, a little high: i think julia caesar said that
me: did you just say julia? did you just forcefemme caesar?
gf: good for her!!
me: did you just say julia? did you just forcefemme caesar?
gf: good for her!!
you know, how someone responds to “I just lost the game” tells me a lot about whether they’re one of my social peers
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you know, how someone responds to “I just lost the game” tells me a lot about whether they’re one of my social peers
you cum in peace? well I cum in war
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
you cum in peace? well I cum in war
Reposted by Ember
semi molten penetrator is most girldick to be fair
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
semi molten penetrator is most girldick to be fair
ask not what your domme can do for you. ask what you can do for your domme
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
ask not what your domme can do for you. ask what you can do for your domme
i’m the end, she’s the user
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i’m the end, she’s the user
the perfect programming language doesn't exist—
![wikipedia screenshot, text follows:
o:XML is an open source, dynamically typed, general-purpose object-oriented programming language based on XML-syntax.[1] It has threads, exception handling, regular expressions and namespaces. Additionally o:XML has an expression language very similar to XPath that allows functions to be invoked on nodes and node sets.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4igdf5tgftc4isx6j37ysy34/bafkreihbvzuhxtoizfsawcsvwk64tv72qa3iywxalu5ffteg2bxlmxbzpe@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
the perfect programming language doesn't exist—
yeah........ yeah.
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
yeah........ yeah.
gf, talking to our dog on the stairs: no, you don’t go down until I say so
me: *unconsciously crossing my legs. shiver*
me: *unconsciously crossing my legs. shiver*
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
gf, talking to our dog on the stairs: no, you don’t go down until I say so
me: *unconsciously crossing my legs. shiver*
me: *unconsciously crossing my legs. shiver*
need a mood ring that changes colors based on who’s fronting
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
need a mood ring that changes colors based on who’s fronting
Reposted by Ember
i'm just a bound variable in a D/s closure
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i'm just a bound variable in a D/s closure
gabby makes a really cute t-rex. no i won't elaborate
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
gabby makes a really cute t-rex. no i won't elaborate
lesbian sex is basically a roguelike
![a comic depicting two lesbians, one on top and one on bottom.
Bottom: [Oh... she's staring at me so intently... I wonder what she's going to do next...]
Top: [what the FUCK do I do next?]
below the top hover three Slay the Spire-like cards as part of a choose-from-three mechanic. the cards read: "Hypnotize+", "Tie Her Up", "Role Reversal"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4igdf5tgftc4isx6j37ysy34/bafkreieq2pvfkuf664mke6s2nhs2qquf7w2buwedbwgchd6borhte7t32u@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
lesbian sex is basically a roguelike
cishet men would rather be scooby doo than talk to their wives
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
cishet men would rather be scooby doo than talk to their wives
wait why the fuck is it "eastern standard time" and "pacific standard time"? shouldn't it be "atlantic standard time" then?????? or "western standard time"?????
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
wait why the fuck is it "eastern standard time" and "pacific standard time"? shouldn't it be "atlantic standard time" then?????? or "western standard time"?????
better US policy: the west coast is for the gays and the east coast is for the straights. straights can live in the west coast but there are strict population controls and they need a gay sponsor
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
better US policy: the west coast is for the gays and the east coast is for the straights. straights can live in the west coast but there are strict population controls and they need a gay sponsor
*your screen starts shaking*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*your screen starts shaking*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
Reposted by Ember
why do they call it microwave oven when you of in the cold woman of out hot eat the woman
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
why do they call it microwave oven when you of in the cold woman of out hot eat the woman