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@ember.pet
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29F 🏳️‍⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon

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PL people existentially depressed as their field is rendered irrelevant by the beauty and magnificence of o:XML as depicted in this screenshot ``` <?xml version="1.0"?> <o:program> <o:type name="HelloWorld"> <o:function name="hello"> <o:do> <o:return select="'Hello World'"/> </o:do> </o:function> </o:type> <o:set instance="HelloWorld()"/> <o:eval select="$instance.hello()"/> </o:program> ```
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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the perfect programming language doesn't exist—
wikipedia screenshot, text follows: o:XML is an open source, dynamically typed, general-purpose object-oriented programming language based on XML-syntax.[1] It has threads, exception handling, regular expressions and namespaces. Additionally o:XML has an expression language very similar to XPath that allows functions to be invoked on nodes and node sets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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lesbian sex is basically a roguelike
a comic depicting two lesbians, one on top and one on bottom. Bottom: [Oh... she's staring at me so intently... I wonder what she's going to do next...] Top: [what the FUCK do I do next?] below the top hover three Slay the Spire-like cards as part of a choose-from-three mechanic. the cards read: "Hypnotize+", "Tie Her Up", "Role Reversal"
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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cishet men would rather be scooby doo than talk to their wives
screenshot of a thumbnail with a white guy awkwardly scratching his head followed by a clickbait headline: “I’m Obsessed With Figuring Out Why My Wife Isn’t Into Sex. I Think I’ve Found a Clue.”
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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typical lesbian music
a screenshot of Spotify depicting a bunch of songs named: girls, Girls, girls girls girls, Girls, Girls, Girls Like You, Girls Like Girls
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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an image depicting two women in bed. one woman is thinking "she's probably thinking about other women". the other is thinking "if a microwave can make food hotter why can't it make me hotter"
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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gabby stuffing ember’s mouth
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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ohhhhhh! afraid not... you can still look at my tits in the back on your way out
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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dodododododoooooooooo.... first question: this sound is a quote from which starcraft 1 unit
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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we doing pretty nail stuff chat
ember’s glassy red nails that look very appropriately demoncore
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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gabby after listening to me yap about writing concepts
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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god DAMN how did I land such a hot bitch. she's so fucking pretty it's unreal sometimes
gabby looking like a snack
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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a Twitter screenshot by a user named @PlagueOfGripes. text follows: An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: “– and THIS is what you would be!” Doppelganger: “Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!” (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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god I wish that was me
a screenshot of a GitHub readme that says: 2. Degrader To run Degrader, run the script via: CODE BLOCK bash run_degrader.sh END CODE BLOCK
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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"Daily Chess Puzzle (Sub to move): Your girlfriend intends to spank you and says she will hit your clit instead of your ass if you don’t bend over right away. What do you do?" get your clit spanked by hand and then beaten for your trouble, obviously. that's way hotter. *rolls her eyes* what a dumb puzzle
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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some photography
a winding path through an uphill forest climb, shaded in the foreground, brightly lit by streaming sunlight farther away behind the trees a forest path in alternating dark shadows and bright sunlight, with god rays cutting through fog a really pretty dog girl smiling happily at the camera massive god rays cutting through the black shade of tall trees, it looks like gandalf the white will show up at any moment
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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a Twitter post by a user named @a_musingcat which reads: "every cracked engineer is exactly two out of three of: trans/racist/autistic. the Trump administration isn't hiring trans people, so they're stuck with the autistic racists. it just is what it is"
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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so the goddess of lesbian sex then?
screenshot of a Google result, text follows: Ishtar was the ancient Mesopotamian goddess of love, beauty, sex, war, and political power, originally known as Inanna in Sumerian tradition.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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cool photo of a water fountain with the moon in the background
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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lesbian drinks
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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ember’s titposting again, she must want attention or something
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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ember chained exactly as described and looking pleased about it
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM