e-man
@emanbelanger.com
comedian and META nominated actor. cheerful, unbothered. i am not to be taken seriously, unless i say 'please take me seriously'
links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger
links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger
guys i think i'm bumming my therapist out
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
guys i think i'm bumming my therapist out
remember, remember the 15th of November or however it goes
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
remember, remember the 15th of November or however it goes
me: oh yeah, this is YOUR inferno? i don't see your name on it
Dante: well, actually..
Dante: well, actually..
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
me: oh yeah, this is YOUR inferno? i don't see your name on it
Dante: well, actually..
Dante: well, actually..
they are working to ban sandwiches
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
they are working to ban sandwiches
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Just tied some losers dick in a knot at the glory hole
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just tied some losers dick in a knot at the glory hole
do you like your water still or noisy
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
do you like your water still or noisy
hey dude, can i copy your definition of 'plagiarism' and pass it off as my own?
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
hey dude, can i copy your definition of 'plagiarism' and pass it off as my own?
Canada: Fuck Trudeau
Katy Perry: haha bet
Katy Perry: haha bet
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Canada: Fuck Trudeau
Katy Perry: haha bet
Katy Perry: haha bet
is 'bussy' gender-specfic?
October 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
is 'bussy' gender-specfic?
we need a Hamburger Antagonist. just a mean little guy that slaps things out of people's hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
we need a Hamburger Antagonist. just a mean little guy that slaps things out of people's hands
my whole life, i have been fighting The Disease
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my whole life, i have been fighting The Disease
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*holding toast in my mouth as i hastily get dressed* OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR THE RAPTURE
September 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
*holding toast in my mouth as i hastily get dressed* OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR THE RAPTURE
people who say "no pun intended" are liars and should not be trusted with puns
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
people who say "no pun intended" are liars and should not be trusted with puns
they're gentrifying Flavortown
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
they're gentrifying Flavortown
found a perfect rock for skipping but now i don't wanna toss it
August 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
found a perfect rock for skipping but now i don't wanna toss it
who is this 'Ted' and why does he love talking so much
August 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
who is this 'Ted' and why does he love talking so much
Me: so you're not gonna pull it right out from under my feet this time, yeah?
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Me: so you're not gonna pull it right out from under my feet this time, yeah?
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
i'm not single, i'm in between partners
July 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i'm not single, i'm in between partners
foraging for roots and berries but this jerk keeps telling me to get the hell out of his yard
July 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
foraging for roots and berries but this jerk keeps telling me to get the hell out of his yard
if i'm watching a video and you blow me a kiss through the screen i will find you and sue you
July 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if i'm watching a video and you blow me a kiss through the screen i will find you and sue you
my meds fell down the toilet again
July 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
my meds fell down the toilet again
they need to end the practice of destroying a library just because an old person died
July 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
they need to end the practice of destroying a library just because an old person died
Marilyn Manson had his head removed so he could give his head head
July 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Marilyn Manson had his head removed so he could give his head head
"my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack" -me telling the doctor the places that hurt after i slept wrong
July 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack" -me telling the doctor the places that hurt after i slept wrong