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e-man
@emanbelanger.com
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comedian and META nominated actor. cheerful, unbothered. i am not to be taken seriously, unless i say 'please take me seriously'
links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger
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Happy Birthday, Gromit
upper panel: a claymation dog, Gromit, holds a pen and looks sideways lower panel: a calender showing the month of February with days crossed off and the 12th circled. the circled day is marked as "Gromits birthday"
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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RIP, David Lynch.
a grey-haired man (played by David Lynch) speaks to a woman behind a desk: "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."
January 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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sharing my woes with scammers
screenshot of text messages message on the left reads: "How is your weekend going?" my message on the right reads: "Well the dog drove my car into the lake again so it hasn't exactly been great"
August 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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signs of the times, man
a fella dressed as a giant dunkin' donuts coffee cup. he is wearing white mime face paint and sporting large white gloves. he is looking towards the camera with a slight smirk on his face. the caption reads: "And I beheld a pale horse, and the name that sat on him was Death...and Hell followed with him."
June 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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"well bite me on the dick, Clark, that kid's got moxie!"
An image showing singer Avril Lavigne wearing a "Happy New Year" tiara and singing into a microphone. Top caption reads "Sending this to my students to explain why you put titles in quotes..." Bottom caption reads "Avril Lavigne singing Bite Me on The Dick Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2022 Show"
May 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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what's up Montréal, ready for some stand-up shows in April? details and tickets in my linktr.ee/emanbelanger
Left graphic reads "Upcoming Comedy Shows" In the middle of the photo, a person with a shaved head grips a microphone while telling jokes. On the right, honeycomb-style graphics show dates and times for upcoming shows in April
April 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
Guts from the manga Berserk. Speech bubble reads "Tell me why!"
February 12, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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The Fly canonically exists in the Fullmetal Alchemist universe
a panel from the manga Fullmetal Alchemist. a storage shed setting at night. there are various armors and drawers and shelves. two young brothers lay on a floor scattered with books. a single latern lights the place. speech bubbles read: "aw, that's just a FAIRY TALE." "maybe you're right. but what about that alchemist who was performing a transmutation when a FLY flew into the circle and the guy became a FLY-MAN?!" "you dummy! that's from the MOVIE we saw the other day."
January 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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*static noises*
screenshot from The Good Place. Derek, a curly-haired bearded person, stares at another character with a wide-eyed and blank expression. the bottom caption reads "There are *static* where my memories and executive function should be*
January 5, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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i did the dishes and my hands started to age just like in that M. Shyamalan beach movie
pruney fingers
January 3, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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hell yeah
black and white photo of a fluffy cat with spikes on its outfit shredding on a electric guitar. this photo is metal af
January 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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what size batteries does this thing use? my son says it's hand-powered but i can't find the crank
gold-colored fleshlight. it looks like a 90's toy flashlight
January 2, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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i hope to one day live up to my potential
a green forest and blue lake background. the forest is reflected in the lake. the foreground has white text that reads "you carry the potential to become a silly monkey. keep that in mind."
January 1, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Mario Moreno serving Cuntinflas
Mexican comedian and actor Mario Moreno. the photo is black and white. a microphone is pointed at Mario. Mario is wearing a suit jacket and large glasses
December 30, 2023 at 5:02 AM
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this little goblin is after my chicken dinner
a white and grey kitty sits on his hind legs with his ears perked up. he is staring at something off-screen
December 29, 2023 at 1:38 AM
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Tony Stark died on my birthday
a black and white photo showing Iron Man/Tony Stark. his face is visible and the rest of his body is covered in the Iron Man armoured suit. bottom text reads "Tony Stark: May 29, 1970 - October 17, 2023"
October 17, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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these Uber alternatives are awful
a Google ad displaying a small green app icon with a car symbol within a circle. the name of the app is Fahrtenbuch von Driversnote. a green install button is visible on the right
August 25, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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what is this and what does it do?
screenshot showing a mute list titled 'Drama' with 5,000 users on it with the description "Won't stop engaging in angry drama (usually politics)"
July 24, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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screenshot from 'The Ballad of Buster Scruggs' showing James Franco's character with a noose around his neck. he looks down knowingly with a face full of previous experience, bottom caption reads "First time?"
July 19, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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is this you? don't talk to me about rude, bitch.
screenshot showing user bigkyle.bsky.social's post with the following text: "that's it we're eating rufus"
July 12, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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i love Wes Anderson films! and if folks don't then great, thanks, very cool, go discuss it with your friends and leave me out of that conversation
a stick figure stands in the left corner while another figure gives them a big, sarcastic thumbs up before returning to a conversation with his friends
July 5, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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oh hell yeah this is cool
screenshot of Bluesky Settings showing a blue toggle which would require alt text on images posted
July 5, 2023 at 1:57 PM
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scene from TV show Fleabag. a Catholic priest looks sideways at the titular character Fleabag and tells her "It'll pass."
June 28, 2023 at 8:14 PM
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i mean he wouldn't even have to campaign; street art of Andre the Giant goes hard as fuck
June 5, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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i read it in this narrator's voice and it was excellent! the pacing is spot on
picture showing the title card of "The Scary Door", a show within the show Futurama that is a spoof of the series The Twilight Zone
June 2, 2023 at 8:24 PM