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My 2 yr old keeps going on about a ghost in our house. He calls him "mommy's ghost". I'm not a believer but it's starting to freak me out so I of course burned some sage. I hope I did it right cuz this mama needs some sleep.
March 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My 2 yr old keeps going on about a ghost in our house. He calls him "mommy's ghost". I'm not a believer but it's starting to freak me out so I of course burned some sage. I hope I did it right cuz this mama needs some sleep.
Sometimes you just have to get out of the house to get out of your funk, even if that just means driving around. My 2 year old is just like me in this way.
March 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes you just have to get out of the house to get out of your funk, even if that just means driving around. My 2 year old is just like me in this way.
McDonalds needs to bottle up and sell their honey mustard asap.
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
McDonalds needs to bottle up and sell their honey mustard asap.
Watching the episode of Blippi where he goes to the diamondbacks stadium and they are now my new favorite team because of Baxter 🫶
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Watching the episode of Blippi where he goes to the diamondbacks stadium and they are now my new favorite team because of Baxter 🫶
2 days ago, I saw my snails mating. Yesterday I woke up to my fish being dead and it being consumed by the snails and shrimp. This morning my dog killed and ate a rabbit. Full circle of life going on in my house this week.
March 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
2 days ago, I saw my snails mating. Yesterday I woke up to my fish being dead and it being consumed by the snails and shrimp. This morning my dog killed and ate a rabbit. Full circle of life going on in my house this week.
Answering work emails from my bathtub cuz it's cold AF in my house.
February 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Answering work emails from my bathtub cuz it's cold AF in my house.
One pro of parenting is experiencing the joy of bouncy balls again. 0ne con of parenting is no longer liking Mac and cheese.
February 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One pro of parenting is experiencing the joy of bouncy balls again. 0ne con of parenting is no longer liking Mac and cheese.
My 2 yr old woke up, saw the fresh snow, and immediately wanted to go outside. If you told me 5 years ago I'd be going on a snow hike at 8am on a Sunday I would have slapped you for saying something so stupid but here we are.
February 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My 2 yr old woke up, saw the fresh snow, and immediately wanted to go outside. If you told me 5 years ago I'd be going on a snow hike at 8am on a Sunday I would have slapped you for saying something so stupid but here we are.
Got 2 new snails and 5 shrimp. My partner keeps calling the shrimp crabs and it is irrationally irritating me.
February 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Got 2 new snails and 5 shrimp. My partner keeps calling the shrimp crabs and it is irrationally irritating me.
People who don't have the willpower to boycott things they used to like are weak af to me; but then again, I've had years of practice as an ex-catholic.
February 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
People who don't have the willpower to boycott things they used to like are weak af to me; but then again, I've had years of practice as an ex-catholic.
Shout out to all my imposter syndrome peeps : Give yourself permission to be confident!
February 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Shout out to all my imposter syndrome peeps : Give yourself permission to be confident!
Just used ChatGpt for the first time to develop a presentation and I am IN LOVE ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just used ChatGpt for the first time to develop a presentation and I am IN LOVE ❤️
The Lindt Mini Pralines are easily my favorite box of chocolates but I hate that they leave out a solid piece of chocolate. A coin shape would fit perfectly right in the middle.
February 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Lindt Mini Pralines are easily my favorite box of chocolates but I hate that they leave out a solid piece of chocolate. A coin shape would fit perfectly right in the middle.
Hearing Sara Bareilles say she wants to see me be brave lights a fire in me that helps me get thru my peleton workouts.
February 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hearing Sara Bareilles say she wants to see me be brave lights a fire in me that helps me get thru my peleton workouts.
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and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness
February 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
and for my final wish, Genie, i want to absolutely nail every karaoke attempt of "i believe in a thing called love" by the darkness
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My kids systematically check me for weaknesses like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park testing the fence
February 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My kids systematically check me for weaknesses like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park testing the fence
Got my kid a fish tank for Xmas. I put a betta and a racer snail in there for him. He is far more interested in the snail and says he wants more. I guess we are getting more snails. 🤷🏻♀️
February 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Got my kid a fish tank for Xmas. I put a betta and a racer snail in there for him. He is far more interested in the snail and says he wants more. I guess we are getting more snails. 🤷🏻♀️
"You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6
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There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
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The best gift I got my 2 year old for his birthday was a standard flashlight. For Xmas, he is getting a tape measure.
December 8, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The best gift I got my 2 year old for his birthday was a standard flashlight. For Xmas, he is getting a tape measure.
There should be a "heavy trash day" except for recycled items. What are people doing with all of their boxes?!
December 1, 2024 at 12:10 AM
There should be a "heavy trash day" except for recycled items. What are people doing with all of their boxes?!
Gonna get one of those click counters to see how many times my 2yr old says mama, mom, mommy, etc in a day. Pretty sure it's over 2k.
November 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Gonna get one of those click counters to see how many times my 2yr old says mama, mom, mommy, etc in a day. Pretty sure it's over 2k.
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This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.
November 12, 2024 at 8:47 PM
This time he’s changed. He promised he won’t beat me.