mpregmafia
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2025 - only the good stuff
open.spotify.com
Once again I have made a playlist of all the various stuff I liked from the past year open.spotify.com/playlist/4Up...
A low-stakes conspiracy theory I buy into is that the Domino's order tracker does not track anything at all and just advances on a set timer
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
A low-stakes conspiracy theory I buy into is that the Domino's order tracker does not track anything at all and just advances on a set timer
I haven't tried hot honey but I can't help but suspect it's going to be as wildly overrated as sweet potato fries are
January 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I haven't tried hot honey but I can't help but suspect it's going to be as wildly overrated as sweet potato fries are
FUCK
Bo Bichette to Mets. $126M, 3 years per Jon Heyman
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
FUCK
I hate this city so much
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I hate this city so much
Is it homophobic if I order this sandwich without the pickles?
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Is it homophobic if I order this sandwich without the pickles?
I finished S1 of Pluribus and I have one question: is that Howard Hamlin who does the recorded message?
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I finished S1 of Pluribus and I have one question: is that Howard Hamlin who does the recorded message?
NEW LANTLOS lantlos.bandcamp.com/track/daisies
Daisies, by Lantlôs
from the album Nowhere In Between Forever
lantlos.bandcamp.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
NEW LANTLOS lantlos.bandcamp.com/track/daisies
CNN is correct that this woman has done more actual good with the resources available to her than their entire newsroom.
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
CNN is correct that this woman has done more actual good with the resources available to her than their entire newsroom.
I can't help but feel like this was engineered specifically to hurt me, an insufferable music blog hipster.
Sunn O))) is coming back to Toronto and it's the same night as the HEALTH concert are you fucking kidding me
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I can't help but feel like this was engineered specifically to hurt me, an insufferable music blog hipster.
Sunn O))) is coming back to Toronto and it's the same night as the HEALTH concert are you fucking kidding me
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Sunn O))) is coming back to Toronto and it's the same night as the HEALTH concert are you fucking kidding me
About 70% of whistles in the NBA are just based on vibes anyway so I dunno how much you can say this one thing cost you a win. If refs suddenly started calling travelling like they used to it would completely upend the game.
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
About 70% of whistles in the NBA are just based on vibes anyway so I dunno how much you can say this one thing cost you a win. If refs suddenly started calling travelling like they used to it would completely upend the game.
Exclusively available everywhere at all times
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Exclusively available everywhere at all times
I just saw an IG recipe that described Velveeta as "American-style melting cheese"
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I just saw an IG recipe that described Velveeta as "American-style melting cheese"
Rogers hold music would be fairly inoffensive but the compression they are using to optimize for voice makes the decision to feature trumpet-heavy music seem like it's tailored to make it painful to not just give up and hang up
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Rogers hold music would be fairly inoffensive but the compression they are using to optimize for voice makes the decision to feature trumpet-heavy music seem like it's tailored to make it painful to not just give up and hang up
I enjoy taco bell but seeing the words "dipping burrito" will never trigger anything but disgust
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I enjoy taco bell but seeing the words "dipping burrito" will never trigger anything but disgust
It's impossible to say the word "rumaki" in your head without hearing it in Christopher Walken's voice
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
It's impossible to say the word "rumaki" in your head without hearing it in Christopher Walken's voice
The end of SEC dominance in college football is probably something to comment on but honestly any college ball still being played after Jan 2 is something I just cannot care about.
January 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The end of SEC dominance in college football is probably something to comment on but honestly any college ball still being played after Jan 2 is something I just cannot care about.
The thing I'm learning from updating my insurance is that you always have more shit than you realize
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The thing I'm learning from updating my insurance is that you always have more shit than you realize
I wanna put together a playlist of all the bandcamp stuff I loved from 2025 but my god that platform is difficult to use for managing a library
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I wanna put together a playlist of all the bandcamp stuff I loved from 2025 but my god that platform is difficult to use for managing a library
Is there a difference between "nude" and "butt ass naked" in theory or practice?
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Is there a difference between "nude" and "butt ass naked" in theory or practice?
User-provided metadata is almost always a mistake
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
User-provided metadata is almost always a mistake
The finale of Stranger Things was fine and mostly unremarkable but we need to set a 10 minute limit on denouements.
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The finale of Stranger Things was fine and mostly unremarkable but we need to set a 10 minute limit on denouements.
Ten ought to do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.
January 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Ten ought to do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.
Thanks to this grocery store for making me aware of the dumbest song in existence
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Thanks to this grocery store for making me aware of the dumbest song in existence