Cuntly Stephens
@em7add11.boner.solutions
professional pcap reader, amateur synth torturer
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How do you really know that when you stop looking at your reflection in a mirror it also stops looking at you
This 10 day forecast makes me want to die
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This 10 day forecast makes me want to die
Remember when Windows XP had that setting where you could apply the current folder view settings to every single folder on your system? Anyway, kill the product manager who broke that.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Remember when Windows XP had that setting where you could apply the current folder view settings to every single folder on your system? Anyway, kill the product manager who broke that.
I admire Jack White's commitment to having a guitar that sounds like absolute shit
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I admire Jack White's commitment to having a guitar that sounds like absolute shit
Sometimes you people need to learn not to take the bait
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sometimes you people need to learn not to take the bait
Really really digging the revived Sallow Moth
sallowmoth.bandcamp.com/album/deform...
sallowmoth.bandcamp.com/album/deform...
Deformity in Ceremony, by Sallow Moth
6 track album
sallowmoth.bandcamp.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Really really digging the revived Sallow Moth
sallowmoth.bandcamp.com/album/deform...
sallowmoth.bandcamp.com/album/deform...
Just had a word pop into my head that I'd bet money already has a fetish subreddit for it - Haireola
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Just had a word pop into my head that I'd bet money already has a fetish subreddit for it - Haireola
Every time I try to learn something new I could probably save myself a ton of time by reading "getting started" docs rather than just start pounding away at trying to implement something but every time it ends up working out anyway.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every time I try to learn something new I could probably save myself a ton of time by reading "getting started" docs rather than just start pounding away at trying to implement something but every time it ends up working out anyway.
New incendiary take I can't wait to export to my family back in the US: Talking to AI Jesus is different from praying only because the responses are written out.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
New incendiary take I can't wait to export to my family back in the US: Talking to AI Jesus is different from praying only because the responses are written out.
I've never met a non-problem gambler who talked about parlays
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've never met a non-problem gambler who talked about parlays
AI is going to burn all the water off the earth just to achieve a miniscule fraction of the enlightenment achieved by Dwarf Fortress
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
AI is going to burn all the water off the earth just to achieve a miniscule fraction of the enlightenment achieved by Dwarf Fortress
I know MVP is a pretty subjective thing but honestly not giving the nod to Cal Raleigh feels like the most important stat to voters is "does he play in New York?"
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I know MVP is a pretty subjective thing but honestly not giving the nod to Cal Raleigh feels like the most important stat to voters is "does he play in New York?"
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Giant trucks should legislated out of existence. Those who need a truck for actual work should require additional licensing, like gun ownership in Canada. They shouldn’t be “Manivans”, family vehicles for those unwilling to purchase a minivan.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Giant trucks should legislated out of existence. Those who need a truck for actual work should require additional licensing, like gun ownership in Canada. They shouldn’t be “Manivans”, family vehicles for those unwilling to purchase a minivan.
Oh my god why does this have sound
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh my god why does this have sound
Everyone always told me oh you'll get more conservative as you age which is apparently true in the same way that a lot of the other stuff I was taught as a homeschooler was true [made up].
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Everyone always told me oh you'll get more conservative as you age which is apparently true in the same way that a lot of the other stuff I was taught as a homeschooler was true [made up].
Dems caved for literally nothing in return. Schumer should **** himself to save everyone else the trouble of having to do it later when they finally get fed up with him gleefully handing victories to fascists.
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TELLS U.S. SUPREME COURT IT CONTINUES TO SEEK HALT OF JUDGE'S ORDER THAT REQUIRED IT TO FULLY FUND FOOD AID THIS MONTH FOR 42 MILLION AMERICANS
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dems caved for literally nothing in return. Schumer should **** himself to save everyone else the trouble of having to do it later when they finally get fed up with him gleefully handing victories to fascists.
Are we sure he's not just playing the game?
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Are we sure he's not just playing the game?
They need to retire this category if they are only gonna nominate bands your most annoying coworker listens to
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They need to retire this category if they are only gonna nominate bands your most annoying coworker listens to
I've become someone who stands around in the kitchen for an hour at night juicing things
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I've become someone who stands around in the kitchen for an hour at night juicing things
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Lmao I cannot believe I figured out what I was thinking of
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Lmao I cannot believe I figured out what I was thinking of
In honor of Mamdani's win here is the hardest NY beat of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Xx...
Remy Ma - Rapid Fire (Produced By Scram Jones) (Instrumental) (2005)
YouTube video by ColdCorner
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In honor of Mamdani's win here is the hardest NY beat of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Xx...
I've turned into the kind of sicko that has 20 different Boris live albums
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've turned into the kind of sicko that has 20 different Boris live albums
Shota Imanaga do you like poutine and going to the World Series?
Three days into the postseason, and good teams actively trying to get worse to save money, but somehow the Dodgers are the problem
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Shota Imanaga do you like poutine and going to the World Series?
I hope every PM that crams this feature into apps trips and falls onto a dirty soup spoon and gets necrotizing fasciitis
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hope every PM that crams this feature into apps trips and falls onto a dirty soup spoon and gets necrotizing fasciitis
This series had shades of KC vs SF back in 2014 when it was basically the Royals versus Madison Bumgarner.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This series had shades of KC vs SF back in 2014 when it was basically the Royals versus Madison Bumgarner.