Cuntly Stephens
@em7add11.boner.solutions
professional pcap reader, amateur synth torturer
AI is going to burn all the water off the earth just to achieve a miniscule fraction of the enlightenment achieved by Dwarf Fortress
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
AI is going to burn all the water off the earth just to achieve a miniscule fraction of the enlightenment achieved by Dwarf Fortress
Are we sure he's not just playing the game?
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Are we sure he's not just playing the game?
They need to retire this category if they are only gonna nominate bands your most annoying coworker listens to
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They need to retire this category if they are only gonna nominate bands your most annoying coworker listens to
I've turned into the kind of sicko that has 20 different Boris live albums
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I've turned into the kind of sicko that has 20 different Boris live albums
I hope every PM that crams this feature into apps trips and falls onto a dirty soup spoon and gets necrotizing fasciitis
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I hope every PM that crams this feature into apps trips and falls onto a dirty soup spoon and gets necrotizing fasciitis
Well that's it for Plex, fuck this shit
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Well that's it for Plex, fuck this shit
Got my Autechre fit all sorted
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Got my Autechre fit all sorted
fish seeing humans and light for the first time
October 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
fish seeing humans and light for the first time
Been fascinated by no-input mixing for a while now and finally took a swing at making a little noise.
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Been fascinated by no-input mixing for a while now and finally took a swing at making a little noise.
Ok but where the fuck did this song disappear to
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Ok but where the fuck did this song disappear to
Nothing I've made on these gadgets I would classify as particularly good but it's part of this thing I'm doing where I invest a little time as often as I can to just start making something, anything.
October 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Nothing I've made on these gadgets I would classify as particularly good but it's part of this thing I'm doing where I invest a little time as often as I can to just start making something, anything.
The innermost circle of hell is frozen according to lore but they always leave out the part where your outlook calendar also looks like this
October 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The innermost circle of hell is frozen according to lore but they always leave out the part where your outlook calendar also looks like this
Never hit the brakes in a playoff game
October 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Never hit the brakes in a playoff game
After redoing a bunch of cabling for this I'm realizing that having synths is basically a never ending puzzle for "do I have an X to Y cable to connect these two particular things together?"
September 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
After redoing a bunch of cabling for this I'm realizing that having synths is basically a never ending puzzle for "do I have an X to Y cable to connect these two particular things together?"
I have an announcement everyone
September 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I have an announcement everyone
Gausman annihilated the Astros today
September 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Gausman annihilated the Astros today
Fine, I'll buy tapes
September 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fine, I'll buy tapes
Pro-1 through the Microcosm sounds nice (plus the KO II for a little percussion)
September 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pro-1 through the Microcosm sounds nice (plus the KO II for a little percussion)
I've got a few but this is the big one open.spotify.com/album/0JOsGw...
September 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I've got a few but this is the big one open.spotify.com/album/0JOsGw...
Looking over past support cases I worked to find something and found this amazing gem of a note.
August 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Looking over past support cases I worked to find something and found this amazing gem of a note.
I'd like to thank Taylor Tomlinson for giving me an image that I will be finding every possible reason to use for the rest of the year.
August 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'd like to thank Taylor Tomlinson for giving me an image that I will be finding every possible reason to use for the rest of the year.
Getting back to making music again
August 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Getting back to making music again
Getting a staggering 37 Mbps download from Rogers today.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Getting a staggering 37 Mbps download from Rogers today.
I'm sure seeing your team eat shit is frustrating but I fully believe that when you say things like this every team's mascot should get one shot at your big toe with a hammer. Every Yanks fan should be in therapy.
www.theringer.com/2025/08/07/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/08/07/m...
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm sure seeing your team eat shit is frustrating but I fully believe that when you say things like this every team's mascot should get one shot at your big toe with a hammer. Every Yanks fan should be in therapy.
www.theringer.com/2025/08/07/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/08/07/m...