this goes without saying but these hamfisted HR tactics musk uses everywhere -- email blast saying it's time to sleep in the office or take a buyout; print out all of your code and explain it to me; send me a list of what you do around here -- are so lazy and braindead. the dumbest most useless guy

Fun fact: November 28, 2001:

"ENRON, which had been a component of the S&P; 500, was removed at the end of trading Thursday and replaced by NVIDIA Corp., a Santa Clara, Calif.-based maker of computer-graphics chips."

actually only had an associates degree at the time so I'm a little surprised I managed to keep getting hired at new places without a bachelor's for as long as I did...finally finished it in 2022

then one of the execs bought an expensive new AMS without even talking to IT about it and they needed to add more database staff immediately, and I was already on staff & they liked me. and well 20 years later here we are

Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC

Some incredible details in this piece
*one DOGE faction was planning the future of the US government at a venture capital firm
*illegally communicating on Signal to avoid transparency laws was deeply embedded into organizational culture to be taken for granted

Update. Look at that time of possession!

truly an incredible bit to have this be on the about page of your website that exclusively consists of weekly videos of you talking to steve schmidt and a serialized recounting of the most humiliating things you can remember about your ex