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ok that file format did not work so have this instead
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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This is SO funny bsky.app/profile/dear...
Two tweets from John Bresnahan 4/ I asked Sherman if it was appropriate for a congressman to be looking at this openly on a plane. “Is it pornography? I don’t think Elon Musk thinks so. “Is it appropriate? No.” 5/ Q. “Do you have a problem with pornography?” Sherman: “No, I don’t have a problem.” Sherman said “It’s all about the algorithms,” and asserted these pictures came up in his feed “because of the algorithms.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Personally very excited the whole economy is leaning on the insights of AI
Google search AI result for People Also Ask: Did John Waters ever marry? AI Overview No, John Waters is not married. While he has been in a long-term relationship with Zoe Burton, who he met in 2002, they are not married, as confirmed by The Guardian. The Guardian reports that John Waters has been in a relationship with Zoe Burton since 2002, but they are not married.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Oh Tumblr ads, you always know what to say
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Was at a site visit with one of our vendors today & I am mystified by this sign
Green sign with white lettering reading 'Park Here if You Appreciate This Beautiful Earth'
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Know it's a joke so I don't want to be obnoxious and qt but one of the more fascinating things about Max is that he's pretty realistic about when he needs to come out generally...you don't see too many self-aware competitive maniacs
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Tweet from @nbababysecret - WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE: The president's heart is the strongest we've ever measured TRUMP: (unprompted, 8th time in 4 months) it's really something to be beyond redemption isn't it folks? I think when my soul is weighed by Anubis it will be found (enunciating) quite bad
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Absolutely incredible lmao
Gilbert Arenas Instagram post with a picture of him (possibly AI generated?) with a brown bag labeled 'informant lunch'
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Been thinking of this tweet whenever I see him lately
Tweet by @NBABabySecret - WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE: The president’s heart is the strongest we’ve ever measured TRUMP: (unprompted, 8th time in 4 months) it’s really something to be beyond redemption isn’t it folks? I think when my soul is weighed by Anubis it will be found (enunciating) quite bad
October 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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he's still got it
A guy with the handle Tommy Beer: "KD locked in $45 million in guaranteed money for his age-39 season… not sure I’d characterize that as an unselfish sacrifice" Kevin Durant: "What would u characterize it as? Since we characterizing shit this morning"
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Really a different era
Screenshot of Lisa Simpson saying: "WHATEVER YOU DO, MOM, WE'LL BE PROUD. AS LONG AS IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL."
October 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Yankees in this game
Adam Silver at a Wizards game looking bored at his watch
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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also an actually kind of ok picture of Rufus Wainwright at the Birchmere in Alexandria
Rufus Wainwright standing on stage with a guitar
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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this is the one I was in the process of taking when I was kicked out of a Neko Case concert bsky.app/profile/acti...
An extremely blurry photo of a stage from the balcony
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Incredible new details about Tracy Morgan's shark tank in this article www.vulture.com/article/sher...
Fast-forward a couple years, and you booked a role as Tracy Morgan’s wife on 30 Rock. How did that happen? Tina Fey offered that role to me; I didn’t have to audition. I turned it down at first because Tracy’s wife had no lines. They fully fleshed it out and called me back, and I said “yeah,” and they flew me out from L.A. Tina and Alec Baldwin were always so wonderful to me. When they picked me up, I had just had ten White Castle cheeseburgers and was really bloated and self-conscious. The first scene was supposed to be me in lingerie during our honeymoon — I called wardrobe, and they really worked with me. Tracy Morgan scared the crap out of me because I had never met with him before. When I walked in, the first thing he said to me was, “I like you. I’m going to get you pregnant.” I was like, I thought that was just a line — you’re serious! He was very flirtatious and fun and weird. We both lived in the Trump building on 60th, and he had a shark tank in his apartment that he was not supposed to have — the guy who played Grizz had given it to him as a gift. One day, the lightbulb exploded, water came down, and all of a sudden it was like Mount Vesuvius in my apartment. I grabbed my wigs, I grabbed some clothes, and I grabbed my son, Jeffrey, all in that order.
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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this is showing in the Google baseball scorebug for some reason...mysterious. why is that even an option
score in a Reds-Cardinals game that's listed as 'Forfeited' for some reason
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Me bsky.app/profile/nasb...
September 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Possibly my last game of the season
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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post text: "one of my fears is that I'll be 7 hours down my dash reblogging things not know that, like, the end of the world is happening. everyone is posting shit like FUCK THE MARTIANS HAVE TOUCHED DOWN IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA meanwhile I'm like here's a picture of snoopy :-)"
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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post 1 text: "hang on I gotta google something real quick" post 2 text: "ok this is funny"
September 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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going for a few more obscure ones bsky.app/profile/wwxw...
post text: "Imagine if a guy who was road raging at you had huge decals on his car with deeply personal info about him like 'my wife no longer finds me attractive and it hurts' or like 'I can't fall asleep without smoking weed.' That's what this website is like"
September 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Staying in London overnight & cracking up at the difference between the size of the cider glass and the size of the water glass
September 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Pretty sure I'm gonna come back sunburned unfortunately
Selfie with me wearing a blue shirt & with a sunburned face
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Last day before I leave tomorrow morning...took a very nice beach nap
View from a beach chair
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM