Elzbieta the Onion
@elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Remember when Navin Johnson didn't need one other thing? Except the ashtray and the paddle game and the chair and ...? That's me with hobbies and interests. She/Her
And since the weather has hit the "cold, damp, and gross" stage, 7L sounds like a reasonable serving size. I'll do it! 😃
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
And since the weather has hit the "cold, damp, and gross" stage, 7L sounds like a reasonable serving size. I'll do it! 😃
*snicker*
I've got a protein allergy, so I'm always looking for non-mammal content recipes. Chicken's fine, but marshmallows will kill me. Sad panda.
I've got a protein allergy, so I'm always looking for non-mammal content recipes. Chicken's fine, but marshmallows will kill me. Sad panda.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
*snicker*
I've got a protein allergy, so I'm always looking for non-mammal content recipes. Chicken's fine, but marshmallows will kill me. Sad panda.
I've got a protein allergy, so I'm always looking for non-mammal content recipes. Chicken's fine, but marshmallows will kill me. Sad panda.
Yay, chili outreach! But ... may I hear more about the barley soup, please?
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Yay, chili outreach! But ... may I hear more about the barley soup, please?
I miss it, too.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I miss it, too.
I wish I knew who put this together, but I think Hallowe'en could be fun for you next year!
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I wish I knew who put this together, but I think Hallowe'en could be fun for you next year!
Adding y'all to the prayer list!
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Adding y'all to the prayer list!
Hugs to both of you. If you'd like a shawl for your son, drop me a message with his favorite colors and a mailing address. 💜
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hugs to both of you. If you'd like a shawl for your son, drop me a message with his favorite colors and a mailing address. 💜
Kindness is a win-win. 💜
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Kindness is a win-win. 💜
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Excellent choice of books! I'm weaving shawls to give away to folks going through chemo.
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Excellent choice of books! I'm weaving shawls to give away to folks going through chemo.
"I'll show you. I'll eat the sign!"
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"I'll show you. I'll eat the sign!"
If I could spread that tweet on my crops, I'd never have to buy fertilizer again.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If I could spread that tweet on my crops, I'd never have to buy fertilizer again.
Maybe the doctors are surgeons and can help the officials with their cranio-rectal inversions. 😠
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Maybe the doctors are surgeons and can help the officials with their cranio-rectal inversions. 😠
I'm sorry. It's like they exist solely to make trouble.
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm sorry. It's like they exist solely to make trouble.
I don't understand why that's a problem. It's online, you're not bringing strangers to where you are. And it proves you have income.
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I don't understand why that's a problem. It's online, you're not bringing strangers to where you are. And it proves you have income.
How can they do that?
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
How can they do that?
Duck fat mashed potatooooeeesss!
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Duck fat mashed potatooooeeesss!
Eau de ashtray.
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Eau de ashtray.
I call bullshit. This jellyfish never sees anything important even when it's under his nose; there's no way he stuck his head up long enough to read an analysis.
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I call bullshit. This jellyfish never sees anything important even when it's under his nose; there's no way he stuck his head up long enough to read an analysis.
Epic levels of batshit, right there.
October 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Epic levels of batshit, right there.