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Elzbieta the Onion
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Remember when Navin Johnson didn't need one other thing? Except the ashtray and the paddle game and the chair and ...? That's me with hobbies and interests. She/Her
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Upper image: a smiling Gollum, with the caption, "We must weave in the ends." Lower image: extremely pissed-off Gollum, with the caption, "But we hates it!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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I wish I knew who put this together, but I think Hallowe'en could be fun for you next year!
An image of a man dressed as Matt Hooper from Jaws, laughing as Quint is eaten by the shark.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Excellent choice of books! I'm weaving shawls to give away to folks going through chemo.
A rectangular shawl, woven in shades of pink, blue, and yellow.
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Left: "Bubble bath! Bubble bath! Bubble bath!"

Right: Quack Sabbath
Rubber ducks painted to look like Beetlejuice and Ozzy Osbourne, sitting on a red shelf.
September 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Sleeping brown tabby on a blue and white background.
August 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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May is vexed that she doesn't get to keep the blanket that I just finished #weaving today. Ad Astra 4/2 cotton and stash cotton, woven in twill at 20 e.p.i. Good drape and heft; it's going into a silent auction for a local fundraiser.
Brown and gray tabby cat sitting on a white blanket with red and blue borders.
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Layer cake, decorated with piped buttercream and cherries.
August 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Interesting. Meta AI refused my request to put a trump wig on a rain frog. It was eager to alter an image of President Biden, though. Gemini provided this entertaining image.
A blonde wig on a rain frog.
August 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I just got five fleeces turned into many pounds of roving.
Four clear plastic bags filled with wool roving in various colors.
August 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The queen from Snow White, holding a box. The caption reads, "Who put a dick in this box?"
July 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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May doesn't care what's on my playlist, as long as she gets to claim the new blanket. 😄
Tabby cat on white wool blanket with blue stripe.
June 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Which movie would you like to see re-imagined as a silent film? Who would direct? Who would be the star? How would you handle the soundtrack?

Photo of Mary Pickford courtesy of the Toronto International Film Festival Group.
Mary Pickford; black and white photo of a young woman with long dark curls, wearing a white dress, against a dark background.
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Got no wine, but I toast your viewing with this!
Dark brown bottle, labeled "Rat Bastard root beer. Tastes like a son of a bitch."
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I would love to have coffee with this gentleman.

#ObamaAppreciationDay
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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#Catnap for May.
Tabby cat, curled up and sleeping in a tan coiled rope basket.
June 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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This arrived yesterday and I want to make everything in it!
Gray and green hardback book: Bog Fashion.
April 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Yes.
Brown and white cotton fabric being woven on a loom.
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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This is May. Her middle name is Hem.
Tabby cat, looking out of a green carpeted cat play tower.
April 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I'm impressed. Based on her earsplitting shriek and the instant disappearance of the Horrible #Cat in the Yard, May's personal name might be Bean Sídhe.
A tabby cat standing on hind legs against a white screen door, looking outside.
March 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Map of the Gulf of Mexico, with replacement Google Maps caption: "Gulf Of Mexico because fuck that guy."
February 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This is May, who agreed to adopt us a year and a half ago. She is The Very Best Girl.
Portrait of a brown and gray tabby cat, seated on a black chair.
February 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Them: "Oh, I don't like #cats. They're too aloof."

My cat: Teaches herself to open the bathroom door, then scares the living shit out of me by bursting unceremoniously through said door and perching on the sink while I'm in the shower so I won't be lonely.

#HiMahm
Closeup of a brown and gray tabby cat, giving side-eye to the camera.
February 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Weaving chemo shawls out in the shop, with #Icehouse blasting loud enough to endanger the windows.
#CancerSucks
#IcehouseRocks
A rainbow-colored piece of weaving on the loom, with a CD sitting in the middle.
January 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I would love to find the person who came up with this caption, and thank them for the huge laugh.
A man looks on, horrified, as a water balloon is tossed. The caption reads, "It's filled with pee!"
December 12, 2024 at 2:36 PM