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Elzbieta the Onion
@elzbietaonion.bsky.social
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Remember when Navin Johnson didn't need one other thing? Except the ashtray and the paddle game and the chair and ...? That's me with hobbies and interests. She/Her
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elzbietaonion.bsky.social
#UPS wants to know, "What can brown do for you?"

The answer, apparently, is Jack shit. A useless website, a dead chatbot, and an invoice with no explanations.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
I'd rather be in a REAL @stephenking.bsky.social story. The Penny Dreadful hellscape we're currently living through sucks an entire donkey ranch's worth of ass.

First person to bring me the word processor of the gods earns my undying gratitude and a homemade cheesecake.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
I would like some Andes Mints and some good news. Whatcha got? #SomethingGoodAboutYourDay
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
I love it when someone who's spent less than five consecutive minutes with my kid tries to tell me the best place to send "someone ... um ... like him."

I love it so very much that I have to fight REALLY hard not to return the favor and tell them where to put their opinion.
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
SALT: Standing Against Lowlife Traitors.
#SaltMeltsIce
October 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
October 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Left: "Bubble bath! Bubble bath! Bubble bath!"

Right: Quack Sabbath
Rubber ducks painted to look like Beetlejuice and Ozzy Osbourne, sitting on a red shelf.
September 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
To do this week:

1. Practice double #weave technique
2. Start #language course
3. Fight #fascism

What's on your list?
September 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
May is vexed that she doesn't get to keep the blanket that I just finished #weaving today. Ad Astra 4/2 cotton and stash cotton, woven in twill at 20 e.p.i. Good drape and heft; it's going into a silent auction for a local fundraiser.
Brown and gray tabby cat sitting on a white blanket with red and blue borders.
August 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Interesting. Meta AI refused my request to put a trump wig on a rain frog. It was eager to alter an image of President Biden, though. Gemini provided this entertaining image.
A blonde wig on a rain frog.
August 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Fuck calling it "Alligator Alcatraz." It's not only a disgustingly cutesy name fora human rights violation, but it lends credence to the idea that it's a prison. Call it what it is: the Everglades Concentration Camp.
July 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Which movie would you like to see re-imagined as a silent film? Who would direct? Who would be the star? How would you handle the soundtrack?

Photo of Mary Pickford courtesy of the Toronto International Film Festival Group.
Mary Pickford; black and white photo of a young woman with long dark curls, wearing a white dress, against a dark background.
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Every time I cook zucchini, I hear the word in my head in a #Jawa voice.
June 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
I would love to have coffee with this gentleman.

#ObamaAppreciationDay
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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charlotteclymer.bsky.social
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Tormented and murdered for having the courage to give his heart and share his life. Jonathan and Tristan, I'm sorry. May his memory be for a blessing.
June 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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aubreyjones.bsky.social
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.

I'm so angry.
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. Tristan Kern de Gonzales
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
#Catnap for May.
Tabby cat, curled up and sleeping in a tan coiled rope basket.
June 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Robbing Hood, stealing from the poor to give to the rich. #FDT
May 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
As a veteran from a long line of veterans, I think it's only right to say, "It's Veterans Day, you cowardly orange sack of shit."
May 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
You don't have to pay taxes, write #poetry, play baseball, or any other arbitrary marker to be worthy of love, respect, and dignity.

#FRFKJ
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
My husband is listening to "What's New, Pussycat?" I loathe that #song with a flaming purple passion, and he knows it.

I'm now accepting suggestions for a suitable #musical retaliatory strike.
April 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
This person is one of the reasons I'm still alive. If you're unable to #donate, I'd be very grateful if you would share the link.
gofund.me/3b230cb0
Donate to Help Lourie Reclaim Her Van for Family Needs, organized by Lourie J Kolar
My name is Lourie and Friday my van was repossessed after getting behind a… Lourie J Kolar needs your support for Help Lourie Reclaim Her Van for Family Needs
gofund.me
April 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
elzbietaonion.bsky.social
Fuck "DOGE." Using their cutesy little acronym normalizes their existence. And they're not a real Department.

If they want a doggy-style (snicker) name, how about Coup-by Doo? I personally like Felons Unilaterally Creating Kleptocracy.

What's your pick?
April 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM