Elysia
@elysia-n.bsky.social
Eternal optimist. Music, pop culture, sports fan. Supposed all-around laugh riot. TBTL Ten.
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I’m so sorry… at least you have universal healthcare!
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m so sorry… at least you have universal healthcare!
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I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
These announcers are borderline trash talking Rojas.
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
These announcers are borderline trash talking Rojas.
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begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel
If you want to jam to Yeah by Usher whew, have I got the Uber for you!
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If you want to jam to Yeah by Usher whew, have I got the Uber for you!
Am I supposed to despise The Morning Show theme / opening credits? More anxiety than fingernails on a chalkboard covered in skunk spray while the elevator drops.
September 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Am I supposed to despise The Morning Show theme / opening credits? More anxiety than fingernails on a chalkboard covered in skunk spray while the elevator drops.
Tell me you got a post-vacation bath without telling me…
July 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Tell me you got a post-vacation bath without telling me…
Sure, travel and adventure are amazing. But can we talk about that *perfect* first cup of coffee when finally back home?
July 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sure, travel and adventure are amazing. But can we talk about that *perfect* first cup of coffee when finally back home?
Thinking of @hidingintheburg.bsky.social in Athens! 💛🖤
June 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Thinking of @hidingintheburg.bsky.social in Athens! 💛🖤
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There are no kings in America except Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.
See some of you out and about around town this weekend.
See some of you out and about around town this weekend.
June 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There are no kings in America except Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.
See some of you out and about around town this weekend.
See some of you out and about around town this weekend.
Hearing God Only Knows in an airport on the day Brian Wilson passed is the definition of mixed emotions. So thankful for the music. What an important, difficult life.
June 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hearing God Only Knows in an airport on the day Brian Wilson passed is the definition of mixed emotions. So thankful for the music. What an important, difficult life.
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One day you’re in Times Square and the next you’re in wonky but beautiful Florida.
June 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
One day you’re in Times Square and the next you’re in wonky but beautiful Florida.
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Happy Pride Month, humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!
June 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Happy Pride Month, humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!
I did not have an American on my Papal Bingo Card.
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I did not have an American on my Papal Bingo Card.
Long trip this summer and I want to travel light. Tell me about your favorite backpack!
April 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Long trip this summer and I want to travel light. Tell me about your favorite backpack!
“Is that it, Tim!? Have you ever heard of wine!?”
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.
#whitelotus
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.
#whitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Is that it, Tim!? Have you ever heard of wine!?”
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.
#whitelotus
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard.
#whitelotus
I miss the dumb bird app when it comes to things like Goth Kid on Vacation. @nbcsnl.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I miss the dumb bird app when it comes to things like Goth Kid on Vacation. @nbcsnl.bsky.social
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Hey, Strom Thurmond.
April 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hey, Strom Thurmond.
I need @booker.senate.gov to share his Oura Ring statistics when this is over. He is a machine!
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I need @booker.senate.gov to share his Oura Ring statistics when this is over. He is a machine!
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BREAKING: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! SENATOR @booker.senate.gov HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR LONGEST SENATE FLOOR SPEECH - BEATING RACIST STROM THURMOND'S 1957 SPEECH - 24 HOURS 18 MINUTES. "I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE OF HIS SPEECH, I'M HERE DESPITE HIS SPEECH!" THANK YOU, SENATOR!
April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
BREAKING: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! SENATOR @booker.senate.gov HAS BROKEN THE RECORD FOR LONGEST SENATE FLOOR SPEECH - BEATING RACIST STROM THURMOND'S 1957 SPEECH - 24 HOURS 18 MINUTES. "I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE OF HIS SPEECH, I'M HERE DESPITE HIS SPEECH!" THANK YOU, SENATOR!
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*Screaming into the void*
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK DID NOT COVER ANY OF THIS SHIT
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK DID NOT COVER ANY OF THIS SHIT
February 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
*Screaming into the void*
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK DID NOT COVER ANY OF THIS SHIT
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK DID NOT COVER ANY OF THIS SHIT
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We’re all going to die.
February 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We’re all going to die.
We are on the literal threshold of hell.
NBC News is being kicked out of its space in the Pentagon and replaced by OANN.
February 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We are on the literal threshold of hell.
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Corporations give money to Trump because they, like him, only care about themselves.
January 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Corporations give money to Trump because they, like him, only care about themselves.