Lawyer, dancer, redhead, part-time unpaid epic food creator, Navy wife and dog hair wrangler.
📍Coastal VA
I bought a flirt pole and a feather teaser today.
Which is it?
I bought a flirt pole and a feather teaser today.
Which is it?
An e-mail I sent today to my partners who are over the age of 65: hey guys maybe paying to reorder marketing materials (pamphlets) in the same medium that the founding fathers would have used to disseminate information is maybe not embracing the wave of the future, you know?
An e-mail I sent today to my partners who are over the age of 65: hey guys maybe paying to reorder marketing materials (pamphlets) in the same medium that the founding fathers would have used to disseminate information is maybe not embracing the wave of the future, you know?
Would like some information on how to join the organized Gang of Wine Moms.
Am just as organized. Have more free time bc no kids.
The perimenopausal rage demon is just as strong.
No minivan but there’s plenty of room in the Jeep.
Would like some information on how to join the organized Gang of Wine Moms.
Am just as organized. Have more free time bc no kids.
The perimenopausal rage demon is just as strong.
No minivan but there’s plenty of room in the Jeep.
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If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
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Do I have that right?
Do I have that right?
I said it before and I’ll say it again - this is our time.
Like just go join ICE.
We live in a society.
There are rules.
I said it before and I’ll say it again - this is our time.
Like just go join ICE.
We live in a society.
There are rules.
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Christmas markets! Mulled wine! Adorable cobblestone tree lined streets bordered by apartments with romantic balconies!
Christmas markets! Mulled wine! Adorable cobblestone tree lined streets bordered by apartments with romantic balconies!
Almost bought denture bond instead of toothpaste today. Was saved by a kind pharmacist.
Trip was about to be real bad.
Almost bought denture bond instead of toothpaste today. Was saved by a kind pharmacist.
Trip was about to be real bad.
Pastéis de nata are needed immediately. All of them.
First world problems. 🤷🏼♀️
Pastéis de nata are needed immediately. All of them.
First world problems. 🤷🏼♀️
I know I have my passport.
But I need to look at my passport in my bag to confirm what I already know. Which is:
That I have my passport.
I know I have my passport.
But I need to look at my passport in my bag to confirm what I already know. Which is:
That I have my passport.
Hubs, from Portugal: Well. Happy anniversary babe.
#marriage
Hubs, from Portugal: Well. Happy anniversary babe.
#marriage
I’ve got pozole pretty dialed in.
I bring it into the office every year just to hear the different reactions to hominy.
So far:
“I don’t normally like chickpeas.”
“What’re those little dumplings??”
I’ve got pozole pretty dialed in.
I bring it into the office every year just to hear the different reactions to hominy.
So far:
“I don’t normally like chickpeas.”
“What’re those little dumplings??”
But yeah. Drunky the Clown gets his group chats.
But yeah. Drunky the Clown gets his group chats.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.