*writes down “fuckmuppetry” on my list of Very Important Words To Remember

I think James Comey has real lawyers

Catch the new Lemony Snicket adaptation now on Netflix!!
“Lindsey Halligan and A Disturbing Pattern of Profound Investigative Missteps”

I want you to put yourself in the victim’s shoes and do what they would want you to do. And also I’d like you to know that I personally believe Comey is guilty as hell.

If anyone needed any further illustration that lawyers aren’t qualified to practice all law at all times unlike what many people may think, please continue to watch the rise and spectacular fall of Lindsey Halligan.

Ok I know that was a lot but these bombings have been appalling me. The drug trade does horrendous things in this world. I’m not overlooking that. But bombing these boats is pretense made to make us overlook murder. And it has nothing to do with drugs. *End*

Because (say it with me now) the military is not a law enforcement body!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫9/

Also I would like to note that the only two people who have survived these Trump attacks were ECUADORIAN and COLUMBIAN and NOT Venezuelan. And they were released within 24 hours. Not arrested. Not charged with crimes. Released. To their home countries. 8/

So the idea that we are just blowing these boats out of the water with NO chance of oversight or evidence or hearings or rights IS SO SO SO SO BAD. 7/

I’m not saying drug running is great, I’m saying this is an incredibly complicated issue that is being framed as though everyone on those boats is Pablo Escobar when in fact they’re generally starving farmers. 6/

They were not narcoterrorists. They were not the guys at the top, or even the guys anywhere close to the middle. They were nobodies who had no intel to give. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE THE ONES ON THE BOATS. 5/

Those people were mostly Ecuadorian farmers. Poorer than the poorest person you’ve ever met. Desperate. Desperate in ways that would make you agree to board a fishing boat with no fishing gear and haul a homemade sub filled with bricks of cocaine in order to feed your family 4/

They would be brought back to the US to stand trial and provided an attorney (legal counsel! What a dream!!) 3/

The coast guard would board a boat (after performing surveillance) and would collect evidence (imagine that!!) and arrest the crew for drug related offenses under the authority of international treaties. (Authority! Evidence! Constitutional rights!) 2/

When I was a baby law student I clerked for a woman who took federal public defender conflict cases for the huge drug boat cases that came into the Western District of Florida. The ones done the pre-trump correct way (or closer to correct than they’re doing now…) 1/

This…is not the burn you think it is. You go fuck your sexual toaster my dude. The women will be happily owning our own homes, planting gardens, making art, giggling with each other, creating community and not being bothered about our bodies.

Hide the ketchup bottles and duct tape the mayo it’s gonna be a messy night in the people’s house.