penultimate girl
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I’m like if boss baby was a grown up
Watching Rear Window laying in bed and nagging my husband in honor of Thorwald’s wife. Rip.
June 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Watching Rear Window laying in bed and nagging my husband in honor of Thorwald’s wife. Rip.
Asking since Moana 2 is streaming, do we think that little sister is the result of a panic spare conception during Moana’s first voyage?
March 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Asking since Moana 2 is streaming, do we think that little sister is the result of a panic spare conception during Moana’s first voyage?
We all humming the popeye tune when we down a Celsius?
February 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
We all humming the popeye tune when we down a Celsius?
Imagine being such a loser that you can’t even come up with your own loser salute, you have to copy the biggest losers of the last century’s salute.
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Imagine being such a loser that you can’t even come up with your own loser salute, you have to copy the biggest losers of the last century’s salute.
Hey, I wrote this!!
"Cry your eyes out and hurl used tissues at your coworkers since your building is so modern and progressive, there isn’t a single unsightly trash receptacle in sight."
How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office
Continually declare, “My allergies are so bad today,” so it’s easily heard by everyone working in silence in a 30-foot radius. That way, no one wil...
buff.ly
February 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey, I wrote this!!
The least believable detail on Friends is that a gay Vegas nightclub performer and a prolific and sexy writer of romance novels would produce a son as boring as Chandler
January 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The least believable detail on Friends is that a gay Vegas nightclub performer and a prolific and sexy writer of romance novels would produce a son as boring as Chandler
I’ll say this for denim vest, that shit’s probably better made than anything currently in our closets.
January 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’ll say this for denim vest, that shit’s probably better made than anything currently in our closets.
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Every working mom I know is teetering perilously close to Jamie Lee Curtis in The Bear Christmas ep rn
December 21, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Every working mom I know is teetering perilously close to Jamie Lee Curtis in The Bear Christmas ep rn
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Me to all the funny, attractive, smart, successful men I go on dates with: “I’m sorry but I just don’t think I’m in a place to commit.”
Me to Luigi Mangione:
Me to Luigi Mangione:
December 9, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Me to all the funny, attractive, smart, successful men I go on dates with: “I’m sorry but I just don’t think I’m in a place to commit.”
Me to Luigi Mangione:
Me to Luigi Mangione:
What’s the number of pairs of gloves one needs to buy to keep small children in them through the season? I’m not sure but I think it’s 50.
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM
What’s the number of pairs of gloves one needs to buy to keep small children in them through the season? I’m not sure but I think it’s 50.
That match has too many young men looking empowered at the gym this am.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
That match has too many young men looking empowered at the gym this am.
I think my hottest Gilmore Girls take is that Lorelei and Digger were a better match
November 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I think my hottest Gilmore Girls take is that Lorelei and Digger were a better match