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Lore Accurate Big Jimbo
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tortured genius - prophet
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October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I served in Vietnam with the Kid Cuisine Penguin
January 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I had thoughts about Purdue volleyball and finally got Substack to work. Please enjoy
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December 18, 2024 at 2:22 AM
The app deleted my post so it'll be a minute before I have anything. Basically we were bad, now we can be good and I'm excited to care again
currently working on an actual article about football. Stay tuned
December 3, 2024 at 4:13 PM
currently working on an actual article about football. Stay tuned
December 1, 2024 at 5:00 PM
If walters isn't gone tomorrow, this will be a new low for Purdue football. Disgraceful
December 1, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Nobody takes losses as hard as Ohio State does. (When I say "nobody," what I mean is "nobody.") This is mainly because their team has literally almost always been really good forever. So Kalel Mullings is right to say they would be wise to learn how to lose lol
November 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Every road team should plant their team's flag in the middle of the field after they win. Doesn't matter the margin or rivalry status.
November 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Ryan Day, YOU are a Raiders offensive analyst
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
bucket and pats-colts back to back
November 30, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Aidan "Tom Brady" O'Connell many are saying
November 29, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Sports commentators often use "video game numbers" to mean "big numbers." This is incorrect. The stats in video games aren't just big. They are *weird*. For example, Colorado winning by 52 while giving up six sacks. Deion-era CU is one of the most Video Game Numbers teams ever
November 29, 2024 at 8:23 PM
this is me if you even care
November 23, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Purdue football
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
boilers
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
maybe the magic IS here
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
November 12, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Things may be looking up
September 29, 2023 at 6:52 PM
FFC I'm paying apartheid boy a dime
September 19, 2023 at 2:14 PM