Elvis’s Ghost
@elvispresley67.bsky.social
Parody!
Everything bad about me is true.
Everything bad about me is true.
@ira78.bsky.social is pretty much a stolen valor bitch.
Soft ass fuck stick.
You never served, because you have zero respect for people. You’ve never been punched in the face and it shows.
Soft ass fuck stick.
You never served, because you have zero respect for people. You’ve never been punched in the face and it shows.
February 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
@ira78.bsky.social is pretty much a stolen valor bitch.
Soft ass fuck stick.
You never served, because you have zero respect for people. You’ve never been punched in the face and it shows.
Soft ass fuck stick.
You never served, because you have zero respect for people. You’ve never been punched in the face and it shows.
If you’re a cunt, I’m going to make sure the world knows about it.
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
elvis presley is dancing in front of a band
Alt: elvis presley is dancing in front of a band
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
If you’re a cunt, I’m going to make sure the world knows about it.
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
Even Trump hasn’t slept with as many children as I had…..
Uh huh uh….
*pops a handful of ludes, falls down and farts*
Uh huh uh….
*pops a handful of ludes, falls down and farts*
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Even Trump hasn’t slept with as many children as I had…..
Uh huh uh….
*pops a handful of ludes, falls down and farts*
Uh huh uh….
*pops a handful of ludes, falls down and farts*
Maybe he’ll croak on the shitter like I did.
Uh huh uh…
Uh huh uh…
I hope all the stress of this doesn't impact Trump's health. It would be so sad if his heart exploded like a microwaved apple. I would hate that
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Maybe he’ll croak on the shitter like I did.
Uh huh uh…
Uh huh uh…
Even when I was sitting on the ter-lit shitting my life out while blasted on percocets, I’ve never said anything this crazy.
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Even when I was sitting on the ter-lit shitting my life out while blasted on percocets, I’ve never said anything this crazy.
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
Did you know I started banging Dixie Locke before she started her Senior year?
*waves arms around like a drunk slob*
Did you know I started banging Dixie Locke before she started her Senior year?
*waves arms around like a drunk slob*
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Uh huh uh….
Did you know I started banging Dixie Locke before she started her Senior year?
*waves arms around like a drunk slob*
Did you know I started banging Dixie Locke before she started her Senior year?
*waves arms around like a drunk slob*
I did horrible things.
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I did horrible things.