Elvis’s Ghost
@elvispresley67.bsky.social
Parody!
Everything bad about me is true.
Everything bad about me is true.
She blocked you for being a creep.
February 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
She blocked you for being a creep.
@bigrich069.bsky.social is a sex pest and is following / reskeeting you. Please be aware he’s bugging ladies via DM.
February 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
@bigrich069.bsky.social is a sex pest and is following / reskeeting you. Please be aware he’s bugging ladies via DM.
None.
You’re a sex pest.
You’re a sex pest.
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
None.
You’re a sex pest.
You’re a sex pest.
Hey how about not being a sex pest to some of the gals here.
We’ve seen the screenshots you POS. Trust me, word is getting out about you.
Your dog is ugly as fuck.
We’ve seen the screenshots you POS. Trust me, word is getting out about you.
Your dog is ugly as fuck.
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Hey how about not being a sex pest to some of the gals here.
We’ve seen the screenshots you POS. Trust me, word is getting out about you.
Your dog is ugly as fuck.
We’ve seen the screenshots you POS. Trust me, word is getting out about you.
Your dog is ugly as fuck.
He’s got nothing on me….
*dies while shitting on the terlit*
*dies while shitting on the terlit*
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
He’s got nothing on me….
*dies while shitting on the terlit*
*dies while shitting on the terlit*
Maybe you shouldn’t be be a cunt.
Think about it.
*farts and falls over*
Think about it.
*farts and falls over*
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Maybe you shouldn’t be be a cunt.
Think about it.
*farts and falls over*
Think about it.
*farts and falls over*
Did someone say grade school?
Uh huh uh…..
Uh huh uh…..
a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
Alt: a man wearing a red beanie and a jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
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January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Did someone say grade school?
Uh huh uh…..
Uh huh uh…..
You’re welcome sweet thang….
*pops a Percocet, waves arms around and falls over*
*pops a Percocet, waves arms around and falls over*
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You’re welcome sweet thang….
*pops a Percocet, waves arms around and falls over*
*pops a Percocet, waves arms around and falls over*
Did you get to the part where I started banging Prissy when she was 14?
Uh huh huh…
*sneers, shakes hips, falls down and farts*
Uh huh huh…
*sneers, shakes hips, falls down and farts*
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Did you get to the part where I started banging Prissy when she was 14?
Uh huh huh…
*sneers, shakes hips, falls down and farts*
Uh huh huh…
*sneers, shakes hips, falls down and farts*
Especially if she was under 18.
I loved banging kids.
Uh huh uh….
*flips cape, falls over, farts*
I loved banging kids.
Uh huh uh….
*flips cape, falls over, farts*
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Especially if she was under 18.
I loved banging kids.
Uh huh uh….
*flips cape, falls over, farts*
I loved banging kids.
Uh huh uh….
*flips cape, falls over, farts*
I am in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the highest selling artist who died on the ter-lit.
Uh huh uh….
*pops a Percocet*
Uh huh uh….
*pops a Percocet*
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I am in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the highest selling artist who died on the ter-lit.
Uh huh uh….
*pops a Percocet*
Uh huh uh….
*pops a Percocet*
Uh huh uh….
I loved finger blasting 14 year olds.
*waves arms around, falls down*
I loved finger blasting 14 year olds.
*waves arms around, falls down*
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Uh huh uh….
I loved finger blasting 14 year olds.
*waves arms around, falls down*
I loved finger blasting 14 year olds.
*waves arms around, falls down*
I had massive shits after eating there.
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I had massive shits after eating there.
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
This is all true.
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is all true.
It’s all true.
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s all true.
Did you know I was one of the first people to die by shitting?
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Did you know I was one of the first people to die by shitting?
Uh huh uh….
Uh huh uh….
I admit it. I died on the ter-lit. I just ate a bunch of banana pancakes with Percocets and needed to make room for more.
Uh huh uh…..
*waves arms around like a moron*
Uh huh uh…..
*waves arms around like a moron*
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I admit it. I died on the ter-lit. I just ate a bunch of banana pancakes with Percocets and needed to make room for more.
Uh huh uh…..
*waves arms around like a moron*
Uh huh uh…..
*waves arms around like a moron*
I sure as hell did.
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I sure as hell did.