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In search of very small rocks and other things that float
In search of very small rocks and other things that float
Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (Tom Waits)
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February 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (Tom Waits)
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She will always be Lola Heatherton to me ❤️
Catherine O’Hara, the Canadian actor known for her comedic roles across the decades including Schitt’s Creek and Home Alone, dies at 71.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
She will always be Lola Heatherton to me ❤️
TSN made a choice to show this on the live broadcast. They burned him. Not sure what this has to do with player safety though. Shouldn't this just be a code of conduct thing handled directly by the NHL?
Head of the NHL's Department of Player Safety, George Parros made a statement regarding fining William Nylander $5,000 for making an inappropriate gesture while in the press box during a game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:22 AM
TSN made a choice to show this on the live broadcast. They burned him. Not sure what this has to do with player safety though. Shouldn't this just be a code of conduct thing handled directly by the NHL?
How is Hockey Night In Canada still so bad? WTF Sportsnet? So, you're just gonna to keep coming back with same people year after year. So cringe! Why would anybody pay for this?
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
How is Hockey Night In Canada still so bad? WTF Sportsnet? So, you're just gonna to keep coming back with same people year after year. So cringe! Why would anybody pay for this?
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Canada offers to support American "NO KINGS" protest, draws line at "NO QUEENS"
Canada offers to support American "NO KINGS" protest, draws line at "NO QUEENS"
OTTAWA - With millions across America taking part in today's planned "No Kings" protest, Canadians have signalled their willingness to lend support - though emphasize that they still have a "weird aff...
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October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Is it wrong that this clip brings me so much joy?
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'Daaa Yankees Lose' 😂 Vladimir Guerrero Jr. & Big Papi TROLL New York after ALDS elimination
YouTube video by FOX Sports
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October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Is it wrong that this clip brings me so much joy?
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"It could be worse. I could be Sting."
Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76.
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July 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"It could be worse. I could be Sting."
Toronto
June 4, 1982
June 4, 1982
July 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Toronto
June 4, 1982
June 4, 1982
Last September, Habs fans were calling for Pare's head due to a collision with Patrik Laine.
This year they would pay Cedric to 'collide' with Laine in pre-season.
This year they would pay Cedric to 'collide' with Laine in pre-season.
Cedric Pare is sticking around in the Leafs organization for another season
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July 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Last September, Habs fans were calling for Pare's head due to a collision with Patrik Laine.
This year they would pay Cedric to 'collide' with Laine in pre-season.
This year they would pay Cedric to 'collide' with Laine in pre-season.
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one hit me in the feels today
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All it took was Elon Musk to call for the release of the Epstein files for Trump to attack LA and Iran.
If Musk keeps it up, Ottawa should evacuate.
If Musk keeps it up, Ottawa should evacuate.
June 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
All it took was Elon Musk to call for the release of the Epstein files for Trump to attack LA and Iran.
If Musk keeps it up, Ottawa should evacuate.
If Musk keeps it up, Ottawa should evacuate.
For Denis Malgin?
Elliotte Friedman reports that the Leafs wanted to trade for Mason Marchment
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June 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
For Denis Malgin?
Seems a little outside the the box. Does this mean the Leafs can't play Uprising at SBC anymore?
June 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Seems a little outside the the box. Does this mean the Leafs can't play Uprising at SBC anymore?
#NHL breaking news: Media anxiously awaits next witty retort from Paul Maurice. Also... there's a game tomorrow night or something. Whatever.
June 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#NHL breaking news: Media anxiously awaits next witty retort from Paul Maurice. Also... there's a game tomorrow night or something. Whatever.
The Kyle Dubas fan club is alive and well. There's no evidence he tried to trade Marner. He did however, want to trade Knies and Shanahan nixed it. Shanny's sin was having too much faith in Dubas for too long.
Dubas wanted to trade Marner and Shanny fired him LOL maybe the worst call in franchise history
May 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Kyle Dubas fan club is alive and well. There's no evidence he tried to trade Marner. He did however, want to trade Knies and Shanahan nixed it. Shanny's sin was having too much faith in Dubas for too long.
Maybe it's just the similarity of their names but my God, I'm having nightmare flashbacks of the Richard Peddie era.
The institutional weight of the next Leafs era lies squarely with Keith Pelley
The institutional weight of the next Leafs era lies squarely with Keith Pelley
Keith Pelley proudly draws from experiences outside of the hockey world to shape his role as MLSE CEO. Pelley contains a worldliness that often eludes the conventional thinking of most hockey executives in an often myopic, monocultural landscape, tasked with shaping an organization that contains properties from all over the sports world. It’s clear that…
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May 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Maybe it's just the similarity of their names but my God, I'm having nightmare flashbacks of the Richard Peddie era.
That's ridiculous, but it's true.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That's ridiculous, but it's true.
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Imagine the conversation if the 3rd place Leafs had a chance to eliminate the division leaders at home in Game 6 and got shutout after getting handed 4 powerplays and only mustering 22 shots
May 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Imagine the conversation if the 3rd place Leafs had a chance to eliminate the division leaders at home in Game 6 and got shutout after getting handed 4 powerplays and only mustering 22 shots
If Pinky AND the Brain were trapped in the body of one adorable dog
This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
May 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If Pinky AND the Brain were trapped in the body of one adorable dog
"You have, of course, the right to leave the country if you wish. You do not have the right to take a piece of it with you."
May 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"You have, of course, the right to leave the country if you wish. You do not have the right to take a piece of it with you."
Garbage organization. What an embarrassment to the NHL.
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Florida Panthers exec appears to post vulgar rant on X, calling Canada 51st state
Douglas Cifu, a high-ranking Florida Panthers executive, made several disturbing comments on social media after beating the Maple Leafs.
torontosun.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Garbage organization. What an embarrassment to the NHL.
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torontosun.com/sports/hocke...
Duh, Kulikov 'propelled' his elbow into Marner's head. You're allowed to do that.
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'The Kulikov Hit On Marner Was 10 Times Worse': Maple Leafs' Max Domi Fined After Boarding Panthers' Aleksander Barkov In Game 4
Maple Leafs head coach Craig Berube didn't mince his words when reflecting on the final minutes of the Toronto Maple Leafs' 2-0 loss on Sunday to the Florida Panthers.
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May 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Duh, Kulikov 'propelled' his elbow into Marner's head. You're allowed to do that.
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"Panthers captain Aleksander Barkov 'all right' after hard hit"
Maple Leafs Marner after elbow smash to the head? Who cares? Fuck that guy!
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Maple Leafs Marner after elbow smash to the head? Who cares? Fuck that guy!
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Barkov OK after Domi's hard hit in Panthers' win
In the closing seconds of his team's 2-0 victory in Game 4 on Sunday, Florida Panthers captain Aleksander Barkov took a hard hit from Toronto Maple Leafs forward Max Domi, but coach Paul Maurice confi...
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May 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Panthers captain Aleksander Barkov 'all right' after hard hit"
Maple Leafs Marner after elbow smash to the head? Who cares? Fuck that guy!
www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...
Maple Leafs Marner after elbow smash to the head? Who cares? Fuck that guy!
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