Jamta Claus 🥶
@elusived.bsky.social
Random thoughts and nonsense. Make memories, not misery. Mind for adventure but body for bed
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Seems to me like you've been pretty lazy doing nothing over the last few days ...
I'm lucky you can't punch me through a phone, right?
I'm lucky you can't punch me through a phone, right?
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Seems to me like you've been pretty lazy doing nothing over the last few days ...
I'm lucky you can't punch me through a phone, right?
I'm lucky you can't punch me through a phone, right?
I watched it and yeah he did it. Jury scary, his mum was scary but no one scarier than the Diddler
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I watched it and yeah he did it. Jury scary, his mum was scary but no one scarier than the Diddler
Ask and you will receive!! Get in!
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ask and you will receive!! Get in!
I have now seen a mini donkey and I see your point. Way more practical than a pygmy hippo
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have now seen a mini donkey and I see your point. Way more practical than a pygmy hippo
😄 Are you this random in real life?
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
😄 Are you this random in real life?
Definitely! One of nature's best pillows
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Definitely! One of nature's best pillows
Really? I think most people post and hope it gets a like, reply or repost
December 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Really? I think most people post and hope it gets a like, reply or repost
Isn't almost everyone on social media attention seeking in some way? I know I am
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December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Isn't almost everyone on social media attention seeking in some way? I know I am
I used this catchphrase at work the other day and no one got it. Things like that let you know you're not around good people 😔
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I used this catchphrase at work the other day and no one got it. Things like that let you know you're not around good people 😔
That looks good! Is that the actual one you had? Where's it from?
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That looks good! Is that the actual one you had? Where's it from?
😄 I never leave home without my gold bikini
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
😄 I never leave home without my gold bikini
I'm not sure you've quite captured the Princess Leia look. Almost, but not quite
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm not sure you've quite captured the Princess Leia look. Almost, but not quite
By bringing yourself back you are being tough. Think of how much stronger you are now
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
By bringing yourself back you are being tough. Think of how much stronger you are now
It's Christmas. A time for giving and receiving 😉. You can do both with one purchase. That's just being efficient
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December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It's Christmas. A time for giving and receiving 😉. You can do both with one purchase. That's just being efficient
Great work and glad you're feeling good for it
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Great work and glad you're feeling good for it
I like the idea of making Christmas competitive but how do I win while making as little effort as possible? She's a lucky lady isn't she?
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I like the idea of making Christmas competitive but how do I win while making as little effort as possible? She's a lucky lady isn't she?
😄 Damn right. I'm not listening to all that noise
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December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
😄 Damn right. I'm not listening to all that noise