Jamta Claus 🥶
@elusived.bsky.social
Random thoughts and nonsense. Make memories, not misery. Mind for adventure but body for bed
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Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate
This is what happens when you don't use Spotify but accidentally play something just as you fall asleep
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is what happens when you don't use Spotify but accidentally play something just as you fall asleep
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
Four Christmas movies to know me by 🎄
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by 🎄
Get yourself warm quickly!
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Get yourself warm quickly!
Poor lamb. Wonder how he'll make ends meet now. Probably have to get a Christmas job in Asda for starters
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Poor lamb. Wonder how he'll make ends meet now. Probably have to get a Christmas job in Asda for starters
Gizmo spent the time enjoying the heating and chatting to his bestie
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gizmo spent the time enjoying the heating and chatting to his bestie
Real, emotion filled, raw truth poetry
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Real, emotion filled, raw truth poetry
Me looking at the person who talks so much they double the length of the team meeting
August 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Me looking at the person who talks so much they double the length of the team meeting
Hope they remember to take the meter readings because that can cause a right kerfuffle
August 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hope they remember to take the meter readings because that can cause a right kerfuffle
Perfect timeline timing
August 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Perfect timeline timing
This is how The Last of Us UK starts
July 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This is how The Last of Us UK starts
Just remembered I booked tomorrow off!
July 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Just remembered I booked tomorrow off!
Someone at work recommended that I read this book. I get this weird feeling she's trying to tell me something but I can't quite put my finger on it. Nah, I'm probably overthinking it
July 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Someone at work recommended that I read this book. I get this weird feeling she's trying to tell me something but I can't quite put my finger on it. Nah, I'm probably overthinking it
"When you work with the right people you shine"
Me:
Me:
June 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"When you work with the right people you shine"
Me:
Me:
Me on a payday Friday
June 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Me on a payday Friday
I like them too! We've got this pot noodle version which immediately became a favourite work lunch
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I like them too! We've got this pot noodle version which immediately became a favourite work lunch
Come on then Monday. I'm ready for you
June 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Come on then Monday. I'm ready for you
