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Jamta Claus 🥶
@elusived.bsky.social
Random thoughts and nonsense. Make memories, not misery. Mind for adventure but body for bed

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Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is what happens when you don't use Spotify but accidentally play something just as you fall asleep

Or maybe I'm just really sick, bro
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Payday Friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by 🎄
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Get yourself warm quickly!
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Poor lamb. Wonder how he'll make ends meet now. Probably have to get a Christmas job in Asda for starters
October 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gizmo spent the time enjoying the heating and chatting to his bestie
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Real, emotion filled, raw truth poetry
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
September 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oi, dumbasses
September 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me looking at the person who talks so much they double the length of the team meeting
August 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
August 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
August 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hope they remember to take the meter readings because that can cause a right kerfuffle
August 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Perfect timeline timing
August 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is how The Last of Us UK starts
July 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Just remembered I booked tomorrow off!
July 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Someone at work recommended that I read this book. I get this weird feeling she's trying to tell me something but I can't quite put my finger on it. Nah, I'm probably overthinking it
July 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"When you work with the right people you shine"

Me:
June 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Me on a payday Friday
June 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I like them too! We've got this pot noodle version which immediately became a favourite work lunch
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Come on then Monday. I'm ready for you
June 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM