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The kitten regretted running away from home, but now she’s afraid to go back and not be welcome anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The kitten regretted running away from home, but now she’s afraid to go back and not be welcome anymore.
glad to see more people hearing the good news
just learned about the agouti (animal which is like if hieronymus bosch painted a capybara)
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
glad to see more people hearing the good news
mischievous finding from a conversation in plcord today: zig's fancy new compiler backend - the entire point of which is to compile faster than the existing LLVM one - takes more than *twice as long* as clang -O0 in total user time 🙃
benchmark is 10k quicksort functions
clover ofc trashes both 😎
benchmark is 10k quicksort functions
clover ofc trashes both 😎
October 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
mischievous finding from a conversation in plcord today: zig's fancy new compiler backend - the entire point of which is to compile faster than the existing LLVM one - takes more than *twice as long* as clang -O0 in total user time 🙃
benchmark is 10k quicksort functions
clover ofc trashes both 😎
benchmark is 10k quicksort functions
clover ofc trashes both 😎
thinking about all the cool parts of zero ranger i wish i could play again but instead im honor-bound to 1cc it and i suck at shmups so i exclusively get to experience the first half of the game
anyway play zero ranger its like if there was an indie game that was fun to play
anyway play zero ranger its like if there was an indie game that was fun to play
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
thinking about all the cool parts of zero ranger i wish i could play again but instead im honor-bound to 1cc it and i suck at shmups so i exclusively get to experience the first half of the game
anyway play zero ranger its like if there was an indie game that was fun to play
anyway play zero ranger its like if there was an indie game that was fun to play
so is silksong actually better or is this where we all collectively remember hollow knight was just okay
September 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
so is silksong actually better or is this where we all collectively remember hollow knight was just okay
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Would you live here? 🤨
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Would you live here? 🤨
really cool that "add to queue" on youtube now means that video gets scheduled after 25 other "ai-curated" entries on a playlist you didn't ask for (and one of them is probably by mr beast)
August 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
really cool that "add to queue" on youtube now means that video gets scheduled after 25 other "ai-curated" entries on a playlist you didn't ask for (and one of them is probably by mr beast)
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dumbass: this child just wasted their critical period of non-jaded creative output on modding minecraft
August 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
dumbass: this child just wasted their critical period of non-jaded creative output on modding minecraft
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an underground explorer and her vehicle come face to face with a ne'er do well
July 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
an underground explorer and her vehicle come face to face with a ne'er do well
kamala harris is a valid fantroll name
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
kamala harris is a valid fantroll name
jonathan blow being platformed at lambdaconf is just the most extreme example of a pattern i've noticed for a while, where a clade of people exists who define "functional programming" as "using one of the Good languages", and every other paradigm is just when you use a Bad language
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
jonathan blow being platformed at lambdaconf is just the most extreme example of a pattern i've noticed for a while, where a clade of people exists who define "functional programming" as "using one of the Good languages", and every other paradigm is just when you use a Bad language
millennials born after 2003 don't even want to play La-Mulana 2 Downloadable Content: The Tower of Oannes anymore. sad!
July 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
millennials born after 2003 don't even want to play La-Mulana 2 Downloadable Content: The Tower of Oannes anymore. sad!
was compelled to draw tenna
July 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
was compelled to draw tenna
it's so funny to me how intense the scala community is. imagine making a reality show about clang libstdc++ maintainers and buying twitter ads for it, and that the reason you would do this is to fight your personal culture war against the gcc libstdc++ maintainers. that's how scala is in real life
June 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
it's so funny to me how intense the scala community is. imagine making a reality show about clang libstdc++ maintainers and buying twitter ads for it, and that the reason you would do this is to fight your personal culture war against the gcc libstdc++ maintainers. that's how scala is in real life
i don't actually disagree with this person on any major issues but there's no single thing that more instantly outs you as reputation-obsessed than bringing up "yeah, i coded in high school 😎" years after the fact
June 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i don't actually disagree with this person on any major issues but there's no single thing that more instantly outs you as reputation-obsessed than bringing up "yeah, i coded in high school 😎" years after the fact
added codegen support for swizzling and tuple patterns
June 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
added codegen support for swizzling and tuple patterns
metavariable? never hearda variable in my life
June 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
metavariable? never hearda variable in my life
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whew. had to make a surprising number of backend changes for this, but Clover has sum types and pattern matching now :)
June 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
whew. had to make a surprising number of backend changes for this, but Clover has sum types and pattern matching now :)
do u think toby fox is catholic or is all that just there by accident
June 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
do u think toby fox is catholic or is all that just there by accident
this is why i'm making the andrew yang of programming languages
ultimately i think there's good reasons to like haskell or functional programming or whatever but i feel like people should reflect on why they like the things they like and actually interrogate that and be cognizant of if it's for reasons they're okay with
June 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this is why i'm making the andrew yang of programming languages