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"In his house at Wa'keyh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"
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Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
Feel free to 'Peru'-se the rest of my website ha ha ha peruse ha ha
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Away in a tower
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Away in a tower
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
His bare feet all red
Little lord John McLane
Leaves terrorists 4 dead.
Breaks necks ina staircase
Ties a hose round his waist
Jumps out ofthe building
& crawl through the vents
He'll take their machine gun
Make the bad guys all pay
Drop Hans frm the top floor
& shout Yippee Kay-ay
Slightly mollified by the knowledge it would never fit me but what a steal!
Someone somewhere just scored a screen-used suit from SKYFALL for €152
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Slightly mollified by the knowledge it would never fit me but what a steal!
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Why wouldn’t you want to know? What have you got to fear? Losing your precious Brexit? Being revealed as a traitor and a liar?
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Why wouldn’t you want to know? What have you got to fear? Losing your precious Brexit? Being revealed as a traitor and a liar?
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Vladimir won't let trump invade Venezuela till he forces Ukraine to capitulate!
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Vladimir won't let trump invade Venezuela till he forces Ukraine to capitulate!
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You know the drill. If you would like to have this cartoon in your life, I can draw one for you.
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www.worldofmoose.com/products/ban...
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You know the drill. If you would like to have this cartoon in your life, I can draw one for you.
www.worldofmoose.com/products/ban...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/ban...
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It's Black Friday today, so you may be delighted to hear that we're offering absolutely no special deals or offers on our website.
www.worldofmoose.com
www.worldofmoose.com
Website of artist & cartoonist Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist & cartoonist Moose Allain. Please feel free to have a poke about. (Also @mooseallain is an excellent follow on Bluesky.)
www.worldofmoose.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It's Black Friday today, so you may be delighted to hear that we're offering absolutely no special deals or offers on our website.
www.worldofmoose.com
www.worldofmoose.com
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Fair play to The Graun for putting Mani on the front page 🖤
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Fair play to The Graun for putting Mani on the front page 🖤
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Voginski Pornage
Father
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
Father
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Voginski Pornage
Father
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
Father
Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898
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It’s them, blast ‘em!
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It’s them, blast ‘em!
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If I were in the Labour Party listening to my ministers talk about forced labour and theft of refugees’ property, I’d ask Alf Dubs what he thought.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If I were in the Labour Party listening to my ministers talk about forced labour and theft of refugees’ property, I’d ask Alf Dubs what he thought.
Charlie Kirk was assassinated about 8 weeks after this article about him querying why trump wasn't releasing more Epstein information.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Charlie Kirk was assassinated about 8 weeks after this article about him querying why trump wasn't releasing more Epstein information.
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Not so sure the White House is going to be too happy with this ratio over at the other place
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Not so sure the White House is going to be too happy with this ratio over at the other place
The Devils
Immaculate
In the name of the rose
Spotlight
Immaculate
In the name of the rose
Spotlight
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The Devils
Immaculate
In the name of the rose
Spotlight
Immaculate
In the name of the rose
Spotlight
Everybody ripping the Russian falling over bot. But at least it's not a guy in a suit Eeeelon.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Everybody ripping the Russian falling over bot. But at least it's not a guy in a suit Eeeelon.
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it’s nothing like them, but leonard and hungry paul (on iplayer) gives me the same feeling as detectorists and hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, so maybe jot that down if you like to feel nice
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
it’s nothing like them, but leonard and hungry paul (on iplayer) gives me the same feeling as detectorists and hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, so maybe jot that down if you like to feel nice
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Floella Benjamin for DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Floella Benjamin for DG.
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York did itself proud with the Remembrance Parade as usual, and it's always a genuine pleasure to see the city's historic ties with the Free French being honoured within the civic party.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
York did itself proud with the Remembrance Parade as usual, and it's always a genuine pleasure to see the city's historic ties with the Free French being honoured within the civic party.
Thanks royal mail for delivering the ripped open and empty packaging for my purchase. Instead of just contacting the sender, your customer, to say it had been ripped open and stolen. Off shoring your shit to recipients instead of dealing with the issue.
#lazycunts #thievingbastards
#lazycunts #thievingbastards
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Thanks royal mail for delivering the ripped open and empty packaging for my purchase. Instead of just contacting the sender, your customer, to say it had been ripped open and stolen. Off shoring your shit to recipients instead of dealing with the issue.
#lazycunts #thievingbastards
#lazycunts #thievingbastards
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“You know what they call the Hunger Games in France?”
“They don’t call them the hunger games”
“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”
“What do they call them?”
“Battle Royale With Cheese”
“They don’t call them the hunger games”
“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”
“What do they call them?”
“Battle Royale With Cheese”
August 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“You know what they call the Hunger Games in France?”
“They don’t call them the hunger games”
“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”
“What do they call them?”
“Battle Royale With Cheese”
“They don’t call them the hunger games”
“No man, they got the welfare state, they don’t know what the hunger games are”
“What do they call them?”
“Battle Royale With Cheese”
For men who want to look like the arch enemy of Adam West's Batman.
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
For men who want to look like the arch enemy of Adam West's Batman.
People whinging about inconsequential stuff is the worst thing that's ever happened to this planet.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
People whinging about inconsequential stuff is the worst thing that's ever happened to this planet.
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I know we're all riding high today, but let's not forget Dick Cheney died yesterday too.
I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.
I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I know we're all riding high today, but let's not forget Dick Cheney died yesterday too.
I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.
I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.