president xi please give me the death note
May 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
president xi please give me the death note
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i have the opposite of imposter syndrome. i should be there but i'm wrongfully here instead
May 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i have the opposite of imposter syndrome. i should be there but i'm wrongfully here instead
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
proclaimed queen of the butches for wearing a flannel and having a 5 o’clock shadow
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
proclaimed queen of the butches for wearing a flannel and having a 5 o’clock shadow
pussy got me sounding like the pillsbury doughboy
February 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
pussy got me sounding like the pillsbury doughboy
what’s your love language mine’s all of them all the time
February 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
what’s your love language mine’s all of them all the time
my main goal is to crash out and act like I know everyone
February 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
my main goal is to crash out and act like I know everyone
reeses cup my damn balls dude
February 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
reeses cup my damn balls dude
lowkey when I’m with you I feel like a room without a roof bro
January 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
lowkey when I’m with you I feel like a room without a roof bro
save me little fabric bag of rice I can put in the microwave for warmth
January 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
save me little fabric bag of rice I can put in the microwave for warmth
they call my dick lyndon cause it b johnson
January 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
they call my dick lyndon cause it b johnson
no man steps into the same river twice, both because it isn’t the same river, and she’s a girl now
January 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
no man steps into the same river twice, both because it isn’t the same river, and she’s a girl now
being american is about getting into the underground drug market, not for hard stuff, but like because your psychologist is super flakey and you need lexapro
January 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
being american is about getting into the underground drug market, not for hard stuff, but like because your psychologist is super flakey and you need lexapro
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hello everyone please enjoy this silly sweater i knitted!!!
January 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
hello everyone please enjoy this silly sweater i knitted!!!
is it weird to tell someone you lit an incense stick for them
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 AM
is it weird to tell someone you lit an incense stick for them
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growing up i always knew i wanted to sit in stand still traffic for hours
August 18, 2023 at 11:42 PM
growing up i always knew i wanted to sit in stand still traffic for hours
Socialism with Transsexual Characteristics
August 9, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Socialism with Transsexual Characteristics
“New look, same great taste!” is so trans coded
August 8, 2023 at 8:06 PM
“New look, same great taste!” is so trans coded