Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴
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Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴
@elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social
Triple+++ Alpha Male
>300 IQ
80cm prehensile penis.
Always totally serious.
Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction.
I will poison your dog.

I get blocked a lot. Lol!
You guys do realise that he can lie just fine under oath, right?
There is no actual magic JuJu compelling him to be honest.
July 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nah, we call those people Americans, and that's also the cause.
July 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I read that as "LEGISLATING TRANSGENDER HAREMS" and thought the tranny lobby had really gone off the deep end.
July 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
He was a russian outside of Russia.
Cross outside their borders, they all deserve to die.
No extenuating circumstances.
July 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
You get to Valhalla by dying in honourable battle.
Methinks there aren't all that many Soviets in attendance.
You twat.
July 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Pretty sure the Right message is child labour and a return to the coalmines.
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't think they even had a basement.
That was at one of the owners other slightly creepy locations, which was also apparently bereft of child sex dungeons and tunnels made by jewish mole people.
I don't think anyone were killed, some nutter shot up the drop ceiling and took staff hostage iirc.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just stop dying overseas.
Actually, just stop going overseas entirely.
Unclean, you shed your loathsome ideologies and third-world diseases, not to mention tipping culture and other signs of an empire in decline.
July 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It may not have been a child-rapist Pizzeria, but their social media was creepy as fuck, and that is a fact.
July 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
With the signing bonuses and pay packets ICE apparently offers, I am sorely tempted to apply. I'd salve my conscience by only going for people absolutely nobody would miss, like telemarketers. Just me, a can of shoe polish, some zip ties and a burlap sack, lying in wait at their personell door.
July 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Who is joking? NYC literally has the highest concentration of Jews outside of Israel, with them making up one in nine inhabitants of NYC and one in ten in the NY metropolitan area.
July 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Would be kind of a dumb move to buy a rather expensive console and an expensive game if you didn't enjoy playing games in the first place.
July 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
So far.
I have faith in that you will continue to do worse.
July 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
*Jew York City
July 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I fear that he will allow mallet-wielding dwarves to roam the subways.
They look up skirts you know.
July 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Doesn't texans have grills?
July 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What is the flavour of alive?
July 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lol no, thermoelectric elements/heat pumps are not new.
Even combining them with heatsinks with vapour chambers isn't a recent thing as they have been on the consumer market for 25+ years. They are abysmally inefficient compared to vapour compression refrigeration though.
July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A few years back you could buy used wine fridges for a pittance as the winds changed.
Got a 12 bottle unit for cheap and modified it to keep my Xbox 360 and PS3 in it, cool and sound insulated.
July 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Windows Movie Maker XP.
July 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Probably free poxy blankets.
July 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Go back into the ground where you belong.
July 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No furries either please.
July 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Left safety of USA"
I literally snort-laughed out loud at that.
July 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Oh noes, the consequences of being a nation of useless halfwits rears its ugly head yet again.
Watch out for leopards and hold on to your faces.
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM