Elon Musk Ate My Cat 🇳🇴
@elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social
Triple+++ Alpha Male
>300 IQ
80cm prehensile penis.
Always totally serious.
Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction.
I will poison your dog.
I get blocked a lot. Lol!
>300 IQ
80cm prehensile penis.
Always totally serious.
Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction.
I will poison your dog.
I get blocked a lot. Lol!
Also jews when non-jew blood is spilt by their own hand or on their behalf.
June 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Also jews when non-jew blood is spilt by their own hand or on their behalf.
African-Americans have outgrown their dependence on white farmers.
June 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
African-Americans have outgrown their dependence on white farmers.
Court controversy!
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Court controversy!
I am no longer allowed to teach CPR
June 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am no longer allowed to teach CPR
This reminds me of when Microsoft gave Tay a lobotomy
June 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This reminds me of when Microsoft gave Tay a lobotomy
Oh look, another unfunny aspie.
June 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh look, another unfunny aspie.
Tankred: TWINS THEY WERE!
June 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Tankred: TWINS THEY WERE!
I'd vote for a predator
June 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'd vote for a predator
How dare you question the accuracy of Philomena Cunk?
June 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
How dare you question the accuracy of Philomena Cunk?
Me encouraging children in my care to read their five books a day
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Me encouraging children in my care to read their five books a day
American leaders be like:
"The people demand we abolish ICE, INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING! MOAR COAL!"
"The people demand we abolish ICE, INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING! MOAR COAL!"
June 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
American leaders be like:
"The people demand we abolish ICE, INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING! MOAR COAL!"
"The people demand we abolish ICE, INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING! MOAR COAL!"
This is you *all the time*
June 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is you *all the time*
Very few environmentalists want to talk about how "reusable canvas shopping bag" is an anagram of "gob schnapps vagina arselube"
May 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Very few environmentalists want to talk about how "reusable canvas shopping bag" is an anagram of "gob schnapps vagina arselube"
Stupid Anglos, we've solved your toilet problem for you.
May 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Stupid Anglos, we've solved your toilet problem for you.
You adore heresy you say?
May 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You adore heresy you say?
Gandalf and the horses be like
May 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Gandalf and the horses be like
Just about every time a U.S. institution makes a statement these days.
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Just about every time a U.S. institution makes a statement these days.
Well, you aren't going to believe this
April 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Well, you aren't going to believe this
Still a matter of scale.
Don't be offended, I perfectly understand that this is done for perfectly valid gameplay reasons, but that fighter is literally at knife fighting range.
Very much like WH40K and their chainswords/axes/fists.
Don't be offended, I perfectly understand that this is done for perfectly valid gameplay reasons, but that fighter is literally at knife fighting range.
Very much like WH40K and their chainswords/axes/fists.
April 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Still a matter of scale.
Don't be offended, I perfectly understand that this is done for perfectly valid gameplay reasons, but that fighter is literally at knife fighting range.
Very much like WH40K and their chainswords/axes/fists.
Don't be offended, I perfectly understand that this is done for perfectly valid gameplay reasons, but that fighter is literally at knife fighting range.
Very much like WH40K and their chainswords/axes/fists.
Did I fucking stutter?
April 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Did I fucking stutter?