John
elocrian13.bsky.social
John
@elocrian13.bsky.social
Just whatever, man.
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I'm back on social media after a 3-year hiatus. Please don't make me regret this.
Drop your horror crush
May 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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You can't report on this garbage without informing readers of the literal identical policy under Hitler. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
April 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
me in the 2nd national security group chat
April 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
March 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Whoever is responsible for this Hulu fuckup, where were you when I was watching The Wild Robot?
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well SOMEONE has main character syndrome.
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Do NOT kiss Cillian Murphy
March 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Disappointed we didn't get the Sanford and Son theme, but whatever.
March 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck"

You Can't Fuck That On Television
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to “fuck”

F*U*C*K
Enhance a TV title by changing a word to “fuck”

Monty Python’s Flying Fuck
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Quit trying to make La La Land a thing
March 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Narrator: He regretted it
I'm back on social media after a 3-year hiatus. Please don't make me regret this.
March 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Thinking about the daunting prospect of de-googling my life. I feel like it would be easier just to shut off the phone and unplug the router.
February 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm back on social media after a 3-year hiatus. Please don't make me regret this.
February 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM