Meathead
@elmeathead.bsky.social
Lacrosse goalie, beer league hockey hack, WoW Tank, light cosplayer, and beer enthusiast. Ask me about my tattoos and my OnlyFans!
I need to be reclassified as a danger to myself - I have stabbed myself twice on my Poppy pin today...
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I need to be reclassified as a danger to myself - I have stabbed myself twice on my Poppy pin today...
People say that you eventually become the person you, as a child, needed growing up.
When I look at the person I have become, man, that's a SCARY thought.
When I look at the person I have become, man, that's a SCARY thought.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
People say that you eventually become the person you, as a child, needed growing up.
When I look at the person I have become, man, that's a SCARY thought.
When I look at the person I have become, man, that's a SCARY thought.
My belly sounds like 2 hurkle-durkling bears in a cave arguing over who has to move so the other can go pee mid-hibernation...maybe I should eat?
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My belly sounds like 2 hurkle-durkling bears in a cave arguing over who has to move so the other can go pee mid-hibernation...maybe I should eat?
There are 8 cavities in my head that can be filled with mucus at any one given time. Currently NINE of them are filled...
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There are 8 cavities in my head that can be filled with mucus at any one given time. Currently NINE of them are filled...
@goldenknight-s.bsky.social > You do know that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is just a marketing slogan, right?
I really hope your socials admin has a TON of Tylenol handy if you do sign Carter Hart, because they're going to catch the brunt of it. Fuck me, hockey culture is so shitty.
I really hope your socials admin has a TON of Tylenol handy if you do sign Carter Hart, because they're going to catch the brunt of it. Fuck me, hockey culture is so shitty.
October 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
@goldenknight-s.bsky.social > You do know that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is just a marketing slogan, right?
I really hope your socials admin has a TON of Tylenol handy if you do sign Carter Hart, because they're going to catch the brunt of it. Fuck me, hockey culture is so shitty.
I really hope your socials admin has a TON of Tylenol handy if you do sign Carter Hart, because they're going to catch the brunt of it. Fuck me, hockey culture is so shitty.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. You can't fake that much dumb...
October 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. You can't fake that much dumb...
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great art and star wars: thread
September 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
great art and star wars: thread
Dear Christians,
If you believe your "Labubu" is possessed by a Demon, for the Love of God, do NOT burn it. You will be releasing the Demon from its corporeal prison.
Instead, bury it in a sack of salt at least 3 feet down, and pour Holy Water on it.
Sincerely,
Someone who knows.
If you believe your "Labubu" is possessed by a Demon, for the Love of God, do NOT burn it. You will be releasing the Demon from its corporeal prison.
Instead, bury it in a sack of salt at least 3 feet down, and pour Holy Water on it.
Sincerely,
Someone who knows.
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dear Christians,
If you believe your "Labubu" is possessed by a Demon, for the Love of God, do NOT burn it. You will be releasing the Demon from its corporeal prison.
Instead, bury it in a sack of salt at least 3 feet down, and pour Holy Water on it.
Sincerely,
Someone who knows.
If you believe your "Labubu" is possessed by a Demon, for the Love of God, do NOT burn it. You will be releasing the Demon from its corporeal prison.
Instead, bury it in a sack of salt at least 3 feet down, and pour Holy Water on it.
Sincerely,
Someone who knows.
Man, those "words can't hurt you, why are you so afraid of ideas" crowd, and the "cancel culture is bad" folks are sure working overtime to...*checks notes*...get people cancelled for using someone else's words...
September 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man, those "words can't hurt you, why are you so afraid of ideas" crowd, and the "cancel culture is bad" folks are sure working overtime to...*checks notes*...get people cancelled for using someone else's words...
Wait, they arrested this dude AGAIN? Holy CRAP the sheer incompetence...
Breaking news: Kilmar Abrego García was detained by ICE on Monday after arriving at the agency’s Baltimore field office as part of a required check-in after his release pending trial on human smuggling charges, his attorney said.
Kilmar Abrego García detained by ICE days after release from custody
Kilmar Abrego García was detained by ICE after arriving at the agency’s Baltimore field office as part of a required check-in after his release pending trial on human smuggling charges, his attorney s...
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August 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Wait, they arrested this dude AGAIN? Holy CRAP the sheer incompetence...
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if characters left pornhub comments: thread
August 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Got my first block because I misinterpreted a post and responded with what I thought was a joke. Oh well.
August 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got my first block because I misinterpreted a post and responded with what I thought was a joke. Oh well.
My cousin has successfully weaponized his mental illness as a cudgel against the family, using it to enable his asshole behaviour. Not sure what to make of it...
August 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My cousin has successfully weaponized his mental illness as a cudgel against the family, using it to enable his asshole behaviour. Not sure what to make of it...
I am indeed a simple creature.
Small accomplishments give me awesome dopamine rushes, like sewing a small fabric loop onto a hockey neck guard to anchor it to the centre string of my old-school shoulder pads so it doesn't twist on me during play and getting the length of the ribbon just right.
Small accomplishments give me awesome dopamine rushes, like sewing a small fabric loop onto a hockey neck guard to anchor it to the centre string of my old-school shoulder pads so it doesn't twist on me during play and getting the length of the ribbon just right.
August 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I am indeed a simple creature.
Small accomplishments give me awesome dopamine rushes, like sewing a small fabric loop onto a hockey neck guard to anchor it to the centre string of my old-school shoulder pads so it doesn't twist on me during play and getting the length of the ribbon just right.
Small accomplishments give me awesome dopamine rushes, like sewing a small fabric loop onto a hockey neck guard to anchor it to the centre string of my old-school shoulder pads so it doesn't twist on me during play and getting the length of the ribbon just right.
I think my brother is crashing out, but his behaviour has put me in a mindset where I will either punch him when I see him or ignore him and based on his behaviour, both are justified.
Has my behaviour been flawless? Fuck, no, not in the slightest. I am a petty asshole, but him? Oofah. 1/
Has my behaviour been flawless? Fuck, no, not in the slightest. I am a petty asshole, but him? Oofah. 1/
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I think my brother is crashing out, but his behaviour has put me in a mindset where I will either punch him when I see him or ignore him and based on his behaviour, both are justified.
Has my behaviour been flawless? Fuck, no, not in the slightest. I am a petty asshole, but him? Oofah. 1/
Has my behaviour been flawless? Fuck, no, not in the slightest. I am a petty asshole, but him? Oofah. 1/
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Dead Kennedys recording Nazi Punks Fuck Off in 1981.
July 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Dead Kennedys recording Nazi Punks Fuck Off in 1981.
"Not guilty" does not mean "innocent" or "exonerated".
July 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Not guilty" does not mean "innocent" or "exonerated".
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I still have not been hired to write a ten-episode prestige television series based on 1986's seminal classic film "Neon Maniacs." Hollywood, your cowardice has been noted.
July 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I still have not been hired to write a ten-episode prestige television series based on 1986's seminal classic film "Neon Maniacs." Hollywood, your cowardice has been noted.
If I tell you I don't have the bag slots for what you're asking me to do, I don't have the capacity to take it on. Sorry, but it's just like that some times. I'm not lazy, I'm not stand-offish, I'm just done for the day. Please respect this and don't try to cajole or goad me, I'll just shut down.
July 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I tell you I don't have the bag slots for what you're asking me to do, I don't have the capacity to take it on. Sorry, but it's just like that some times. I'm not lazy, I'm not stand-offish, I'm just done for the day. Please respect this and don't try to cajole or goad me, I'll just shut down.
@fordmotorsofficial.bsky.social Make them cheaper, then!
Tesla's website currently displays a banner warning customers that the EV tax credit will come to an end in September.
Tesla and Ford are racing to sell more EVs before the Big Beautiful Bill kills the $7,500 tax credit
Tesla's website currently displays a banner warning customers that the EV tax credit will come to an end in September.
www.businessinsider.com
July 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
@fordmotorsofficial.bsky.social Make them cheaper, then!