It's not her sex that people have issues with, A-A-Ron, it's her words. Those words are indefensible, regardless of whose festering gob they fell out of. Why are you defending a pædophile sympathizer?

It's the modern "Enh, good enough.."

I'm a huge fan of shower beers, myself, but I'll take your word for it.

"What we plan for ain't ever been what actually happens..."

I was just about to "But, actually..." this, but someone beat me to it, but you are so right, Pirate Jenny. Every aphorism mutates.

Cod, ham, cheese, and rice...that's still a thing?

So they are bringing the enemy to them?

Congratulations, I'm so glad you're on the up and up, and congratulations on your wedding!

That's awesome!

Let's see where they end up...

Portland, Louisville, Kentucky
Portland, Maine
Portland, Michigan
Portland, Missouri
Portland, New York
Portland, North Dakota
Portland, Ohio
Portland, Oregon
Portland, Pennsylvania
Portland, Tennessee
Portland, Texas
Portland, Dodge County, Wisconsin
Portland, Monroe County, Wisconsin

Portland, Indiana, in Fountain County
Portland Township, Cerro Gordo County, Iowa
Portland, Iowa
Portland Township, Kossuth County, Iowa
Portland Township, Plymouth County, Iowa
Portland, Kansas
Portland, Kentucky

Portland City, Alaska
Portland, Arkansas
Portland, Fremont County, Colorado
Portland, Ouray County, Colorado
Portland, Connecticut
Portland (CDP), Connecticut
Portland, Georgia
Portland, Illinois (disambiguation), several places
Portland, Indiana, in Jay County

Lesbian booze can called "The Licker Cabinet"

That's actually a better idea!