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These rage bait articles worked so well in stopping VAT being applied to private school fees so let's see if they work here.
Her *6* bedroomed house in North Kensington. 6!
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Just slapped Real Madrid around at villa park in FM
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Spurs really are toothless under Frank
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He'll make a cracking answer for a pub quiz question in a couple of years time
The longer this goes on, the more likely a decision will be made in January. Harvey Elliott left out of the squad - he's well down Emery's pecking order, who he & #AVFC say accounts for the lack of minutes. But it's becoming very frustrating for Elliott:

www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...
Harvey Elliott, fast passes, and a slow start to life at Aston Villa
The former Liverpool player’s early Villa career has been slow-going, even if it is broadly due to circumstances out of his control
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wolves are going down down down
🚨 Wolves set to confirm appointment of Rob Edwards early next week. Expected to sign 3.5yr contract + arrive at club on Monday; talks over coaching staff continue. Compensation agreed with #Boro ~£2m & #WWFC plan to back 42yo in Jan window 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Rob Edwards set to be appointed Wolves head coach, Middlesbrough agree £2m compensation fee
There is club-to-club agreement over a compensation fee in the region of £2million for the 42-year-old, who previously coached at Wolves.
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Harvey Elliott is the Anne of Cleves of villa signings.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Liverpool playing a second string XI because they fear Unai's tricky villans.
October 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Waiting for this civil war to finally happen
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He's the 3rd most expensive signing of all time, of course he'll be a flop if he scores less than 20 goals.
Steve McManaman: Alexander Isak? If he doesn’t score 20 goals, everyone will call him a flop."
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I knew that Talbi was a baller when I saw him put Atalanta to the sword last season.
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well that was embarrassing
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sad times for the Villarreal fans in Miami
🇪🇸⚽️🏆 La Liga’s planned Barcelona vs Villarreal match in Miami has been postponed after organizers ran out of time to make it official. Despite UEFA and RFEF approval, player protests and widespread backlash likely influenced the decision. The game will now be held in Spain.
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why is Conte so bad in european competitions?
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He's too old now. But if he was 10 or 20 years younger then this might have been interesting.
Jeremy Clarkson appears to have threatened to stand against Ed Miliband as an MP

By 45% to 35%, the British public think Clarkson would make a bad MP

yougov.co.uk/topics/enter...
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Aged like milk on a hot summer's day
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ange is the Liz Truss of premier league managers
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Worst villa manager of my lifetime and I've watched the awful Garde, McLeish, and Di Matteo villa teams.
Steven Gerrard is set for talks with the Rangers hierarchy on Thursday over the club’s vacant managerial position.

✍️ @simonhughes1983.bsky.social, Jordan Campbell and @jamespearcelfc.bsky.social

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Least surprising sacking ever
🚨🔵 Rangers are set to sack Russell Martin with club prepared for formal steps after internal decision made.
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Won't be long until Estevao supplants Pedro Neto
October 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do Garcia, Barkley, and Onana exist?
Jadon Sancho has not travelled with the #AVFC squad to Rotterdam as he still feels unwell.

Unai Emery confirmed that Amadou Onana, Youri Tielemans, Tyrone Mings, and Andres Garcia are also unavailable. Ross Barkley was not included in the European squad.
Villa without five players for Feyenoord as Unai Emery confirms double blow
Unai Emery has provided a team news update ahead of the Europa League clash against Feyenoord
www.birminghammail.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Barca vs PSG we will be there
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When i first heard somebody say unalive instead of killed i thought it was a joke
People gotta stop talking like this man
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The fixtures tonight for the Champions League are absolute ass
September 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If nobody got me, I know Fulaham got me
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Much better
𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝟑-𝟏 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐡𝐚𝐦

Villa earn their first Premier League win of the season thanks to goals from Ollie Watkins, John McGinn and Emiliano Buendía.

Fulham have won just one of their last 22 league games at Villa Park, losing their last seven.

#AVLFUL
September 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM