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A guy named Elliott
@ellyitt.bsky.social
NC tested, ATL approved.
Currently obsessed with media history, the CFB playoff, Quinn Ewers, and my PS5.
A Tar Heel born, married to a Duke lifer.
@bigbuddyphil.bsky.social for cat pics)

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Man, I'm over here beating the drum for Pep Guardiola in Miami.

The Dolphins, to be specific
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
He just took that sack to atone for all my sins
January 10, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Absolutely. I saw Miami blow a 17pt lead in person this year at Carolina, and it was fascinating to see the same wide-open windows in the first half be full of linebackers in the second half.

That alternate view on Amazon is a great way to watch the game and see route trees and whatnot. I'm a fan!
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me when I see that lineup the day after Xmas and I'm a "first half goalscorer" market kinda punter...
a man says i 'm gambling again in a dark room
ALT: a man says i 'm gambling again in a dark room
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Big time. I prefer it to every other viewing option, in part because it made Tua look pretty damn shifty in the pocket and we all know that's hard to see from the traditional angle
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nailed it ✅
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Wow, that's a big, golden duck!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
He said first, not sexiest
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I will quietly whisper IPTV to anyone who will listen. I'll never go back to porn turkey popups and RealPlayer streaming quality 🤫
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Watching Frazier make hot snakes faces but then slamming into a crowd of actual gargantuans with aplomb a few minutes later is the duality of football in a nutshell
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'll show you how to find and purchase houses to flip, right here in Raleigh-Durham!

And if I'm not licensed in your state, that's okay.
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM