A guy named Elliott
@ellyitt.bsky.social
NC tested, ATL approved.
Currently obsessed with media history, the CFB playoff, Quinn Ewers, and my PS5.
A Tar Heel born, married to a Duke lifer.
@bigbuddyphil.bsky.social for cat pics)
(🐬 🐏 🐟👷🏼♂️🍴📸)
Currently obsessed with media history, the CFB playoff, Quinn Ewers, and my PS5.
A Tar Heel born, married to a Duke lifer.
@bigbuddyphil.bsky.social for cat pics)
(🐬 🐏 🐟👷🏼♂️🍴📸)
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping...
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping...
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it 💯)
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it 💯)
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
@edsbs.bsky.social I would like to know:
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social I would like to know:
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
@edsbs.bsky.social I just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social on the Patreon say something about the Ohio from the MAC while staring at this vehicle ahead of me at Taco Bell
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social I just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social on the Patreon say something about the Ohio from the MAC while staring at this vehicle ahead of me at Taco Bell
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
these Stoop boys are cracking me up
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
these Stoop boys are cracking me up
I'm happy to say that the Tech Yellow Jacket had plenty for the wobble. Apologies for potato quality but YJs are small
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm happy to say that the Tech Yellow Jacket had plenty for the wobble. Apologies for potato quality but YJs are small
Ok, I remember which team now
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ok, I remember which team now
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I sent y'all a voicemail on my way into the stadium...
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I sent y'all a voicemail on my way into the stadium...
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
I'm alive and well, just haven't had much to post here in a while.
Now, watch this drive.
Now, watch this drive.
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'm alive and well, just haven't had much to post here in a while.
Now, watch this drive.
Now, watch this drive.
On my way back to GA from the 919 and I've got the AC on + two seat heaters in my #Jetta. Still getting ridiculous mileage 😸😸 #volkswagen #vw
November 29, 2024 at 10:48 PM
On my way back to GA from the 919 and I've got the AC on + two seat heaters in my #Jetta. Still getting ridiculous mileage 😸😸 #volkswagen #vw
Upgraded to a type-2 safety helmet for work and had to make use of my #Cricut 👷🏼♂️🐏🐬
#phinsup #goheels #marlins @miamimarlins.bsky.social
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
#phinsup #goheels #marlins @miamimarlins.bsky.social
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Upgraded to a type-2 safety helmet for work and had to make use of my #Cricut 👷🏼♂️🐏🐬
#phinsup #goheels #marlins @miamimarlins.bsky.social
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
#phinsup #goheels #marlins @miamimarlins.bsky.social
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @splitzoneduo.com @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and company reminded me to make this investment and I'm thrilled there was a single ticket left. My wife's already going to Mars Volta/Deftones otherwise I'd need two 😎
November 21, 2024 at 5:04 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @splitzoneduo.com @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and company reminded me to make this investment and I'm thrilled there was a single ticket left. My wife's already going to Mars Volta/Deftones otherwise I'd need two 😎
This volume report makes me want to pick it up to replace my green pump and W-key the remaining players #fortnite #battleroyale #ps5 #daydreaming
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
This volume report makes me want to pick it up to replace my green pump and W-key the remaining players #fortnite #battleroyale #ps5 #daydreaming
This cat is heavy as hell
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 AM
This cat is heavy as hell