A guy named Elliott
@ellyitt.bsky.social
NC tested, ATL approved.
Currently obsessed with media history, the CFB playoff, Quinn Ewers, and my PS5.
A Tar Heel born, married to a Duke lifer.
@bigbuddyphil.bsky.social for cat pics)
(🐬 🐏 🐟👷🏼♂️🍴📸)
Currently obsessed with media history, the CFB playoff, Quinn Ewers, and my PS5.
A Tar Heel born, married to a Duke lifer.
@bigbuddyphil.bsky.social for cat pics)
(🐬 🐏 🐟👷🏼♂️🍴📸)
@edsbs.bsky.social I'm doing an existing conditions survey in Chapel Hill hearing podcasts fawn over Chambliss' arm angles, I just thought about Steve Taneyhill and his ridiculously vertical release.
That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work
That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social I'm doing an existing conditions survey in Chapel Hill hearing podcasts fawn over Chambliss' arm angles, I just thought about Steve Taneyhill and his ridiculously vertical release.
That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work
That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm working on Bird Notice stuff right this minute. Kinda want to just use AI but I'm still paying for the @adobe.com subscription at work...
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm working on Bird Notice stuff right this minute. Kinda want to just use AI but I'm still paying for the @adobe.com subscription at work...
Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL
@pablo.show I've been reading this Halberstam book called "The Powers That Be" and I'll just say, I appreciate your choice of employment.
I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥
I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
@pablo.show I've been reading this Halberstam book called "The Powers That Be" and I'll just say, I appreciate your choice of employment.
I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥
I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥
@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
December 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social
#ChapelBill
Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping...
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping...
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football
#hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥
#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it 💯)
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it 💯)
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact.
#zynfluencer sorry
@espn.com doesn't deserve (or does, and needs to promote/give a raise to) Holly Rowe as a sideline reporter.
Her question about young RBs in pass protection was worthy of a press conference, but she hit him with it a few minutes before kickoff on the live coach interview that is usually ***BUNS***
Her question about young RBs in pass protection was worthy of a press conference, but she hit him with it a few minutes before kickoff on the live coach interview that is usually ***BUNS***
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@espn.com doesn't deserve (or does, and needs to promote/give a raise to) Holly Rowe as a sideline reporter.
Her question about young RBs in pass protection was worthy of a press conference, but she hit him with it a few minutes before kickoff on the live coach interview that is usually ***BUNS***
Her question about young RBs in pass protection was worthy of a press conference, but she hit him with it a few minutes before kickoff on the live coach interview that is usually ***BUNS***
Double D came in and gave 'em the business with an MJ step back and Ty Lawson blow-by while Stevenson put the clamps on.
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Go Heels Go
www.tarheeltimes.com/did-unc-win....
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Go Heels Go
www.tarheeltimes.com/did-unc-win....
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Find out if the UNC Tar Heels won their last basketball or football game, including a link to the complete box score
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December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Double D came in and gave 'em the business with an MJ step back and Ty Lawson blow-by while Stevenson put the clamps on.
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Go Heels Go
www.tarheeltimes.com/did-unc-win....
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Go Heels Go
www.tarheeltimes.com/did-unc-win....
@edsbs.bsky.social I would like to know:
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social I would like to know:
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
1. Why is this still happening?
2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call?
3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me?
Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame
#GoACC #GoHeels
Saw 28° and almost punted on ⛳ this morning but threw on another layer of #columbia gear and got my happy ass out there.
Had a 360° lip-out sit on the cup's edge for a few minutes before tapping it in for par, so no birds...dropped a decent little 88 with probably ten missed putts.
Had a 360° lip-out sit on the cup's edge for a few minutes before tapping it in for par, so no birds...dropped a decent little 88 with probably ten missed putts.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Saw 28° and almost punted on ⛳ this morning but threw on another layer of #columbia gear and got my happy ass out there.
Had a 360° lip-out sit on the cup's edge for a few minutes before tapping it in for par, so no birds...dropped a decent little 88 with probably ten missed putts.
Had a 360° lip-out sit on the cup's edge for a few minutes before tapping it in for par, so no birds...dropped a decent little 88 with probably ten missed putts.
As I watch the Heels, I wonder...
...how a group of players born after I went to UNC could somehow play exactly the same as every other UNC team vs a weaker opponent in November. Pretty sure that all of this is pre-ordained and trying to understand it or predict it may be futile at best
...how a group of players born after I went to UNC could somehow play exactly the same as every other UNC team vs a weaker opponent in November. Pretty sure that all of this is pre-ordained and trying to understand it or predict it may be futile at best
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As I watch the Heels, I wonder...
...how a group of players born after I went to UNC could somehow play exactly the same as every other UNC team vs a weaker opponent in November. Pretty sure that all of this is pre-ordained and trying to understand it or predict it may be futile at best
...how a group of players born after I went to UNC could somehow play exactly the same as every other UNC team vs a weaker opponent in November. Pretty sure that all of this is pre-ordained and trying to understand it or predict it may be futile at best
@edsbs.bsky.social I just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social on the Patreon say something about the Ohio from the MAC while staring at this vehicle ahead of me at Taco Bell
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
November 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social I just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social on the Patreon say something about the Ohio from the MAC while staring at this vehicle ahead of me at Taco Bell
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path
@roywoodjr.bsky.social hearing you on my favorites this week is awesome, can't wait to pick up a copy of your book.
Where should I buy it so that you make the most money?
Where should I buy it so that you make the most money?
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
@roywoodjr.bsky.social hearing you on my favorites this week is awesome, can't wait to pick up a copy of your book.
Where should I buy it so that you make the most money?
Where should I buy it so that you make the most money?
these Stoop boys are cracking me up
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
these Stoop boys are cracking me up
Arch Manning looks like he's been through some shit
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Arch Manning looks like he's been through some shit
I'm happy to say that the Tech Yellow Jacket had plenty for the wobble. Apologies for potato quality but YJs are small
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm happy to say that the Tech Yellow Jacket had plenty for the wobble. Apologies for potato quality but YJs are small
Seems like I may have called the wrong number this morning for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and whoever owns that mailbox knows my secrets now
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Seems like I may have called the wrong number this morning for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and whoever owns that mailbox knows my secrets now
Ok, I remember which team now
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ok, I remember which team now
Georgia Tech student section just caused an illegal substitution call, somehow?
October 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Georgia Tech student section just caused an illegal substitution call, somehow?
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I sent y'all a voicemail on my way into the stadium...
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I sent y'all a voicemail on my way into the stadium...
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁
The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B
While I wait for the Patreon version to drop and fuel my Sunday chores, I must remark that @hollyanderson.bsky.social + @edsbs.bsky.social should do voiceover work (auditory Xanax) and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 's "can't contain my amusement/ pre-laughter voice" makes me grin like an idiot. ✌🏼🏈🔊
October 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
While I wait for the Patreon version to drop and fuel my Sunday chores, I must remark that @hollyanderson.bsky.social + @edsbs.bsky.social should do voiceover work (auditory Xanax) and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 's "can't contain my amusement/ pre-laughter voice" makes me grin like an idiot. ✌🏼🏈🔊