Elle Belle
@ellieunbroken.bsky.social
Aspiring author and Jane of some trades. 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
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saturday plans sorted
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
saturday plans sorted
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November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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.....you what, mate?
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The existence of this photograph (which is a real photo of a real person at a Mamdani campaign event) is enough to establish for me that voters writ large have absolutely no grasp of what policy is or how any given policy impacts their lives. It's all vibes.
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
.....you what, mate?
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
theonion.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
I'm hoping like a 2, honestly. I don't wanna be intimidating, I want to be approachable and huggable.
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm hoping like a 2, honestly. I don't wanna be intimidating, I want to be approachable and huggable.
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Absentee™️ Cigarettes. The brand your father went out for all those years ago.
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Absentee™️ Cigarettes. The brand your father went out for all those years ago.
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Be careful if you handle mustard bare~handed. You may get poupon you.
a cartoon character is holding a yellow mustard container
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a yellow mustard container
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September 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Be careful if you handle mustard bare~handed. You may get poupon you.
Demisexual motto: I need the feels before I make the squeals
September 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Demisexual motto: I need the feels before I make the squeals
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It's true, I do. I mean, we do. THEY DO!
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August 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It's true, I do. I mean, we do. THEY DO!
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:3
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:3
Find
Us
Creating
Kits
To
Remove
Unqualified
Men in
Power
Us
Creating
Kits
To
Remove
Unqualified
Men in
Power
August 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Find
Us
Creating
Kits
To
Remove
Unqualified
Men in
Power
Us
Creating
Kits
To
Remove
Unqualified
Men in
Power
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Today is a torrent of awful news for queer folks and it ain't great
Reply if you wanna
Reply if you wanna
July 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Different numbers, same story
July 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Different numbers, same story
Of the category, donut holes look the most like testicles. They shouldn't be classified as donuts, because donuts have a hole. They're a whole other gender and category: bronuts.
July 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Of the category, donut holes look the most like testicles. They shouldn't be classified as donuts, because donuts have a hole. They're a whole other gender and category: bronuts.
Okay, it's 2 am, I'm adhd, bipolar, and I took an edible, but stay with me.
I was replacing the lyrics to "Stacy's Mom" with Breaking Bad references when it dawned on me:
BLUE meth
Jesse PINKman
Walter WHITE
🏳️⚧️
I was replacing the lyrics to "Stacy's Mom" with Breaking Bad references when it dawned on me:
BLUE meth
Jesse PINKman
Walter WHITE
🏳️⚧️
July 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Okay, it's 2 am, I'm adhd, bipolar, and I took an edible, but stay with me.
I was replacing the lyrics to "Stacy's Mom" with Breaking Bad references when it dawned on me:
BLUE meth
Jesse PINKman
Walter WHITE
🏳️⚧️
I was replacing the lyrics to "Stacy's Mom" with Breaking Bad references when it dawned on me:
BLUE meth
Jesse PINKman
Walter WHITE
🏳️⚧️
Oooh good, I thought it was just me
"I need to pee but I'm gonna finish this real quick first"
*2 hours later*
"wait didn't I need to pee? how did I Forget to Pee?! why don't I need to right now?? what???"
this happens way more often than I'm proud to admit
*2 hours later*
"wait didn't I need to pee? how did I Forget to Pee?! why don't I need to right now?? what???"
this happens way more often than I'm proud to admit
July 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oooh good, I thought it was just me
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ok i screamed at this one
July 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ok i screamed at this one