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ellie
@elliemhairi.bsky.social
· Nov 25
thinking about going solo hiking at night to see the stars / stealing my pinned tweet 💙🌌
how on EARTH am i getting homophobic comments in the gay flatmate facebook group lmao
April 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
how on EARTH am i getting homophobic comments in the gay flatmate facebook group lmao
tragically in the market for a new flatmate as one of my beloved pals is moving in with their partner and i spent SO LONG putting together a spareroom ad last night and an unreal number of emails later i'm realising i should've simply said "gay houseplant jungle, we have a giant mirrorball shark"
April 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
tragically in the market for a new flatmate as one of my beloved pals is moving in with their partner and i spent SO LONG putting together a spareroom ad last night and an unreal number of emails later i'm realising i should've simply said "gay houseplant jungle, we have a giant mirrorball shark"
came up with the coolest fucking idea for how to execute my final masters project in a sleep deprived haze a week ago and i'm seeing my supervisor tomorrow......praying that she sees the vision....
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
came up with the coolest fucking idea for how to execute my final masters project in a sleep deprived haze a week ago and i'm seeing my supervisor tomorrow......praying that she sees the vision....
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instead of generating AI slop, how about you all learn to create art and be good at something you fucking losers
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
instead of generating AI slop, how about you all learn to create art and be good at something you fucking losers
nobody has done more for me than the ex who told me i needed to wear less blue bc after we broke up i ended up dyeing my hair blue and it turned out to be the best decision i ever made
March 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
nobody has done more for me than the ex who told me i needed to wear less blue bc after we broke up i ended up dyeing my hair blue and it turned out to be the best decision i ever made
watched mulholland drive at my local cinema last week with one of my flatmates and we've genuinely not been able to stop thinking about it like....how soon is too soon to rewatch???
March 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
watched mulholland drive at my local cinema last week with one of my flatmates and we've genuinely not been able to stop thinking about it like....how soon is too soon to rewatch???
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hair consultation time i'm ready for BIG changes*
*doing something at least slightly different from getting 2 inches cut off the ends
*doing something at least slightly different from getting 2 inches cut off the ends
March 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hair consultation time i'm ready for BIG changes*
*doing something at least slightly different from getting 2 inches cut off the ends
*doing something at least slightly different from getting 2 inches cut off the ends
on the one hand supermarkets collecting data about our shopping habits is probably bad but on the other waitrose are giving me a third off oat milk and bread flour rn so...hard to say
March 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
on the one hand supermarkets collecting data about our shopping habits is probably bad but on the other waitrose are giving me a third off oat milk and bread flour rn so...hard to say
23 hours into a no sleep coursework marathon bc i had one deadline yesterday lunchtime and another one today in 5 and a bit hours! hating my entire existence and everything that brought me to this point!
March 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
23 hours into a no sleep coursework marathon bc i had one deadline yesterday lunchtime and another one today in 5 and a bit hours! hating my entire existence and everything that brought me to this point!
women belong in the kitchen (my flatmates aren't hanging out with me while i cook diner 😢)
February 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
women belong in the kitchen (my flatmates aren't hanging out with me while i cook diner 😢)
just watched portrait of a lady on fire in the cinema at a one off screening and i'm a bit worried no film will live up to that for me ever again
February 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
just watched portrait of a lady on fire in the cinema at a one off screening and i'm a bit worried no film will live up to that for me ever again
11pm brainstorming flat pub quiz team names, themed around mavis, the mouse who lives under our floorboards
February 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
11pm brainstorming flat pub quiz team names, themed around mavis, the mouse who lives under our floorboards
found a playlist of whalesong in the sleep section on spotify and figured that could be nice to listen to as i drift off and then about 2.5 seconds in i felt i'd been flung into playing bioshock. a masterpiece? yes. relaxing? uhhhh
February 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
found a playlist of whalesong in the sleep section on spotify and figured that could be nice to listen to as i drift off and then about 2.5 seconds in i felt i'd been flung into playing bioshock. a masterpiece? yes. relaxing? uhhhh
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If you aren't motivated by hope, that's fine. Other people are, though, so don't bring them down to your level.
Keep your fatalistic nihilism to yourself, because we can't afford to discourage action at a time like this.
Keep your fatalistic nihilism to yourself, because we can't afford to discourage action at a time like this.
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you aren't motivated by hope, that's fine. Other people are, though, so don't bring them down to your level.
Keep your fatalistic nihilism to yourself, because we can't afford to discourage action at a time like this.
Keep your fatalistic nihilism to yourself, because we can't afford to discourage action at a time like this.
my flatmate, listening to and mishearing inconsolable by katie gavin: polar 😭 bears 😭 who 😭 nobody 😭 cuddled 😭💔🐻❄️
February 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my flatmate, listening to and mishearing inconsolable by katie gavin: polar 😭 bears 😭 who 😭 nobody 😭 cuddled 😭💔🐻❄️
me, setting out this morning to finally write something i've been thinking about writing since 2015: idk i think it should be a bit ambiguous as to whether or not it's gay
me, 1800 words into the first chapter: well. fuck,,
me, 1800 words into the first chapter: well. fuck,,
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
me, setting out this morning to finally write something i've been thinking about writing since 2015: idk i think it should be a bit ambiguous as to whether or not it's gay
me, 1800 words into the first chapter: well. fuck,,
me, 1800 words into the first chapter: well. fuck,,
us: hey so it kinda sucks that multiple times a week we have to text and ask you to keep the noise down at 3am on a weeknight and you never do anyway so we're going to speak to your landlord bc it's ruining our lives to be so sleep deprived when we have jobs and uni
them: this is so unreasonable 😢
them: this is so unreasonable 😢
it's so cool how my alarm clock (neighbours) is finding new and exciting ways to wake me up even earlier every single day (yelling directly beneath my bedroom at 3:45am for 2 hours)
January 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
us: hey so it kinda sucks that multiple times a week we have to text and ask you to keep the noise down at 3am on a weeknight and you never do anyway so we're going to speak to your landlord bc it's ruining our lives to be so sleep deprived when we have jobs and uni
them: this is so unreasonable 😢
them: this is so unreasonable 😢
it's so cool how my alarm clock (neighbours) is finding new and exciting ways to wake me up even earlier every single day (yelling directly beneath my bedroom at 3:45am for 2 hours)
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
it's so cool how my alarm clock (neighbours) is finding new and exciting ways to wake me up even earlier every single day (yelling directly beneath my bedroom at 3:45am for 2 hours)
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
woman behind me in the extremely long waitrose queue tonight kept saying "i just don't understand why it's so busy" and "there's no way i'm coming out in the storm tomorrow to pick up food" in practically the same sentence....okay now let's connect those dots queen!
January 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
woman behind me in the extremely long waitrose queue tonight kept saying "i just don't understand why it's so busy" and "there's no way i'm coming out in the storm tomorrow to pick up food" in practically the same sentence....okay now let's connect those dots queen!
nobody talk to me i just found out my local cinema is showing portrait of a lady on fire next month
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
nobody talk to me i just found out my local cinema is showing portrait of a lady on fire next month
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girls they say misandry doesn't exist but it could be if we worked really hard together
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
girls they say misandry doesn't exist but it could be if we worked really hard together
Not trying her until my flatmates are home/awake but I think...it wasn't a total disaster?
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Not trying her until my flatmates are home/awake but I think...it wasn't a total disaster?
attempting to make my first ever sourdough loaf...pray 4 me
January 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
attempting to make my first ever sourdough loaf...pray 4 me