ellie
@elliefish.bsky.social
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ellie
@elliefish.bsky.social
· Sep 22
lowkey if i get raptured tomorrow cuz i accepted jesus into my heart at age 9 for malicious reasons (arson adjacent) im gonna be pissed as fuck
back on this app and wow. if only i knew
what if this trump campaign is just a social experiment to see how close a candidate can get to hitler before people stop wanting to vote for him
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
back on this app and wow. if only i knew
lowkey if i get raptured tomorrow cuz i accepted jesus into my heart at age 9 for malicious reasons (arson adjacent) im gonna be pissed as fuck
September 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
lowkey if i get raptured tomorrow cuz i accepted jesus into my heart at age 9 for malicious reasons (arson adjacent) im gonna be pissed as fuck
GRASSHOPPER: “The two legged monster approaches me. In order to escape I will launch myself at 700 mph into this parked car.”
September 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
GRASSHOPPER: “The two legged monster approaches me. In order to escape I will launch myself at 700 mph into this parked car.”
rocky balboa is soooo babygirl coded
June 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
rocky balboa is soooo babygirl coded
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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If you’re a straight, cis person who has ever posted some version of a rainbow with “you’re safe with me” or similar, it’s time to back up the words with action— contact your reps and ask them what they’re going to do to protect trans people from this administration, particularly trans kids.
January 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you’re a straight, cis person who has ever posted some version of a rainbow with “you’re safe with me” or similar, it’s time to back up the words with action— contact your reps and ask them what they’re going to do to protect trans people from this administration, particularly trans kids.
blue state btw
This is the biggest danger of Trump's EOs.
They are not law, and yet Denver Health is complying in advance, ending all trans surgeries under 19 years of age, including chest masculinization - a rare, but much needed surgery for some trans teens.
www.9news.com/article/news...
They are not law, and yet Denver Health is complying in advance, ending all trans surgeries under 19 years of age, including chest masculinization - a rare, but much needed surgery for some trans teens.
www.9news.com/article/news...
January 30, 2025 at 7:14 AM
blue state btw
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gotta be one of the best videos of all time i gotta say
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
gotta be one of the best videos of all time i gotta say
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“remarkable proposal from a sitting president” and the remarkable proposal is ethnic cleansing
President Donald Trump indicated that he had spoken with the king of Jordan about potentially building housing and moving more than 1 million Palestinians from Gaza to neighboring countries, a remarkable proposal from a sitting US president: cnn.it/3WACxIK
Trump suggests his plan for Gaza Strip is to ‘clean out the whole thing’ | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump indicated Saturday that he had spoken with the king of Jordan about potentially building housing and moving more than 1 million Palestinians from Gaza to neighboring countries, ...
cnn.it
January 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“remarkable proposal from a sitting president” and the remarkable proposal is ethnic cleansing
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
we need to stop funding the spooky halloween sounds industrial complex
January 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
we need to stop funding the spooky halloween sounds industrial complex
can’t believe we got the external revenue service before silksong
January 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
can’t believe we got the external revenue service before silksong
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Guy who thinks that when people call condomless sex rawdogging it’s an analogy
The American Dialect Society Word of the Year: RAWDOG
To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025
To rawdog: taking on life without the usual protection, preparation, or comfort. Whether it’s diving into a challenge unprepared or skipping the safety net, rawdogging is about embracing risk, stone-cold sobriety, and rolling with it. #LSA2025
January 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Guy who thinks that when people call condomless sex rawdogging it’s an analogy
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it’s been 5 years and i still can’t believe the reylo shippers won
January 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
it’s been 5 years and i still can’t believe the reylo shippers won
secret good ending of a christmas carol where i strangle ebenezer scrooge with my bare hands
December 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
secret good ending of a christmas carol where i strangle ebenezer scrooge with my bare hands
chat how do we feel about 7 chem baron 5 black rose
December 26, 2024 at 12:25 AM
chat how do we feel about 7 chem baron 5 black rose
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It is so funny that “the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep” is a quote from Tywin Lannister and not, like, Mussolini
December 25, 2024 at 7:37 PM
It is so funny that “the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep” is a quote from Tywin Lannister and not, like, Mussolini