ellenmeredith.bsky.social
@ellenmeredith.bsky.social
i deactivated my facebook while im applying to law school and left this up for just anyone to see
you feel like such a queer doing ecstasy presses with no meth in them, like john kerry in 2004
November 3, 2024 at 2:56 AM
bruh how does toronto have two crane machine arcades like down the street from eachother
November 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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If she dies it will be at least doing what she loves something with absolutely no forethought based in hubris
October 9, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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Way too invested in trying to figure out if Caroline Calloway is just doing rage baiting by refusing to leave her beachfront home in Sarasota or if she’s really gonna get washed away in a hurricane
October 9, 2024 at 7:52 AM
hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historical facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. he forgot to add: the 1st time as tragedy (sokal submitting nonsense to open access critical theory journals), the 2nd time as farce (every scientific journal now 30% chatgpt by word count)
May 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
you feel like such a queer doing ecstasy presses with no meth in them, like john kerry in 2004
May 8, 2024 at 12:07 PM
@marlo.ooo check signal btw
April 4, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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when you think about it, the nixon tapes were the first podcast
April 4, 2024 at 1:40 AM
great. toronto's woke now
March 18, 2024 at 5:31 PM
:reading curtis yarvin's substack: ah sweet i always wondered what it would be like if scar from the lion king had a blog
March 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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(Sending an obviously ai generated Drake spread eagle with too many fingers on each hand and his legs facing the wrong way) he ain’t got one song where he need to do all that 😂😂☠️

My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not

Me: bet!!!!
February 6, 2024 at 10:27 PM
which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
sweet a new platform social democracy ironyposter accounts dont have me blocked on time for some social media harassment
March 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
in the past 24 hours have had both the thoughts "i have no horse in this fight" and "sober as a church mouse" im in my yogimaxxing era
March 17, 2024 at 7:14 PM
grow your own weed guys are so obnoxious sure man right after i finish churning my own butter and cobbling my own skechers
March 17, 2024 at 5:07 AM
imagine the potential if trisha had married hunter biden
January 14, 2024 at 2:03 AM
being a facebook comedian is like sociopaths who can function in society as CEOs but for the rest of cluster b
January 9, 2024 at 9:03 PM
riverdale is evangelion for people in their 20s
January 8, 2024 at 1:47 AM
need an episode of seinfeld modern day where caroline calloway joins the korean friendship association
December 3, 2023 at 7:41 AM
im like the french canadian hunter biden
December 2, 2023 at 4:12 PM
moving to a marginal section of palo alto to launch a perennial single-issue "audit the fda" congressional campaign until some guy who sold his blockchain-based payroll service to softbank for 4.5 billion in february 2022 asserts himself as my patron
December 2, 2023 at 11:56 AM
when people used to be like "the terrorists hate us for our freedom" they were talking about the use of paper towels specifically
December 1, 2023 at 5:06 PM
do they make duolingo for smart people
December 1, 2023 at 4:58 PM
November 30, 2023 at 9:20 PM
emoji gun control and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
October 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
omg u literally couldnt get an uberX from the airport at 1am last night because twitchcon is in vegas this year 😭 gamers must perish
October 20, 2023 at 5:44 PM