great. toronto's woke now

this could only have come from a red state democrat, no californian would make this mistake

people: "why would you subscribe to the new york times"
the new york times:

"mom can we get the shining path"
"we have the shining path at home"
the shining path at home:

if you were getting your news off instagram find god

anyway look at this poutine i had in ottawa today

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