@eljaspero.bsky.social
Folk musician, fabricator, gamer, art handler, historian, museum insultant, lackey
I was just coming here to propose "turdpublican"
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I was just coming here to propose "turdpublican"
Keep telling yourself that next time you put a litre of gas in your car
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Keep telling yourself that next time you put a litre of gas in your car
Jeez man even I know they spell it doucke up there
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Jeez man even I know they spell it doucke up there
Reposted
Don't worry!
Geologists: Mount Rainier Will Not Erupt During Your Lifetime, with Possible Exception of Very End
Washington state geologists confirmed today that, according to their most recent research study, Mount Rainier definitely won’t erupt at any point during your lifetime, with the possible exception …
theneedling.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don't worry!
Sometimes you married Don Cherry, sometimes you married Rick Moranis.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sometimes you married Don Cherry, sometimes you married Rick Moranis.
Someone's getting a wardrobe update
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Someone's getting a wardrobe update
It’s the “RELOAD ME” scene from Matrix Revolution but the kid has a wheelbarrow of 6” mustard-and-onion Combos
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s the “RELOAD ME” scene from Matrix Revolution but the kid has a wheelbarrow of 6” mustard-and-onion Combos
Long ago a shop boss I worked for was a motorcycle guy. I have no idea what they're actually called, but this being Minnesota I distinctly remember him talking about riding gloves that have a squeegee blade along the back of the thumb for wiping helmets and visors!
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Long ago a shop boss I worked for was a motorcycle guy. I have no idea what they're actually called, but this being Minnesota I distinctly remember him talking about riding gloves that have a squeegee blade along the back of the thumb for wiping helmets and visors!
Okay well NOW I have a project for today
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Okay well NOW I have a project for today
Maaaaan the Mariners woulda lost this thing in four
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Maaaaan the Mariners woulda lost this thing in four
BC Man knows his shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
BC Man knows his shit
Pretty sure that was Judah.
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pretty sure that was Judah.