@eljaspero.bsky.social
Folk musician, fabricator, gamer, art handler, historian, museum insultant, lackey
Someone's getting a wardrobe update
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Someone's getting a wardrobe update
Sometimes it be like that @magpie.tips @tomlommel.com
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes it be like that @magpie.tips @tomlommel.com
Seriously what deranged maniac could resist buying these
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Seriously what deranged maniac could resist buying these
That’s some dang good, PNW-worthy coffee.
September 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That’s some dang good, PNW-worthy coffee.
A doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
Some previous owner of our house kept this pew pew in their junk bin.
September 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Some previous owner of our house kept this pew pew in their junk bin.
When the shit hits the post apocalyptic fan, you know I’ll be in this sweet PNW battlewagon.
August 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When the shit hits the post apocalyptic fan, you know I’ll be in this sweet PNW battlewagon.
@magpie.tips Oh right I DO know someone who would appreciate the fact that the Seattle Times has a Dumper Dinger Tracker.
August 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
@magpie.tips Oh right I DO know someone who would appreciate the fact that the Seattle Times has a Dumper Dinger Tracker.
I mean he is pretty awesome
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I mean he is pretty awesome
"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible."
Renowned musician explores career options.
Renowned musician explores career options.
June 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible."
Renowned musician explores career options.
Renowned musician explores career options.
It’s the children’s museum version on Cardhalla. Not sure yes if we get to destroy it with coins at the end of the night.
May 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It’s the children’s museum version on Cardhalla. Not sure yes if we get to destroy it with coins at the end of the night.
Doctor Cahill on site
May 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Doctor Cahill on site
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The average American has three friends.
Me in the national security team group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Me in the national security team group chat.
Winner winner
February 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Winner winner
Oh hello snow
February 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh hello snow