it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero

If whar comes out in 2026?

Ninth Jedi not your style?

“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself

wait, riley gaines condemned it? rook's barely gotten a cup of coffee after getting called up to the bigs and she's leaking comments to the Post about the face of the franchise? maybe he is cooked

The line is so dominated by PT nostalgia at the moment, it's crazy

Absolutely heartbroken that we got ZERO figures for the TFA anniversary, but let's re-release Aayla and Kit

Grave Robber!