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canada will never become the 51st state, but Pennsylvania has always been the 11th province
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
canada will never become the 51st state, but Pennsylvania has always been the 11th province
i am being haunted by mario lemieux...
February 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
i am being haunted by mario lemieux...
personally i think the best parts of iron lung were markiplier's man bob and snatched waist and medium naturals. blood ocean was cool too though.
February 4, 2026 at 6:37 AM
personally i think the best parts of iron lung were markiplier's man bob and snatched waist and medium naturals. blood ocean was cool too though.
listen. i love the philly flyers as much as the next guy but what do you mean they're charging $200 minimum for sam's lemon basket.
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
listen. i love the philly flyers as much as the next guy but what do you mean they're charging $200 minimum for sam's lemon basket.
ray toro you have one week to get your solo album back on spotify or im gonna do something i cant undo. your move boss.
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
ray toro you have one week to get your solo album back on spotify or im gonna do something i cant undo. your move boss.
sometimes a family is me and the signed travis sanheim hockey card that watches me study
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 AM
sometimes a family is me and the signed travis sanheim hockey card that watches me study
monster energy ultra strawberry in the ejaculating strap to give my useless twink some much-needed vim and vigour
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
monster energy ultra strawberry in the ejaculating strap to give my useless twink some much-needed vim and vigour
can someone please mansplain how to fight with the shield in hades to me. i’ve getting back into it lately but have literally never cleared with the shield and that’s embarrassing for me.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
can someone please mansplain how to fight with the shield in hades to me. i’ve getting back into it lately but have literally never cleared with the shield and that’s embarrassing for me.
pepsi zero cherry s-tier sugar free soda. in case yall were wondering.
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
pepsi zero cherry s-tier sugar free soda. in case yall were wondering.
the entire new taylor swift album was written to ragebait me specifically
October 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
the entire new taylor swift album was written to ragebait me specifically
wow i sure wish i could connect to the wifi at the university i tried for a year to get back into and paid ten thousand dollars to attend
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
wow i sure wish i could connect to the wifi at the university i tried for a year to get back into and paid ten thousand dollars to attend
currently experiencing one of the worst gender identity crises in my life and the only thing that helps is looking at photos of gerard way
September 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
currently experiencing one of the worst gender identity crises in my life and the only thing that helps is looking at photos of gerard way
ain’t never come so close to passing out at a concert as i did at MCR toronto. damn good show.
August 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
ain’t never come so close to passing out at a concert as i did at MCR toronto. damn good show.
if fall out boy doesn’t do a 20th anniversary tour for folie a deux in 2028 i am going to drive a used 2008 nissan armada directly into the side of the chicago bean
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if fall out boy doesn’t do a 20th anniversary tour for folie a deux in 2028 i am going to drive a used 2008 nissan armada directly into the side of the chicago bean
walking into a coffee shop and seeing a nonbinary person is like walking into a restaurant and seeing a michelin star plaque
April 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
walking into a coffee shop and seeing a nonbinary person is like walking into a restaurant and seeing a michelin star plaque
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one party said "let's fuck over trans people" and the other party said "let's not do anything for trans people" and now we've got libs saying "we gotta fuck over trans people next time" without noticing the incredibly obvious third option
April 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
one party said "let's fuck over trans people" and the other party said "let's not do anything for trans people" and now we've got libs saying "we gotta fuck over trans people next time" without noticing the incredibly obvious third option
tough out here to be a bitch who likes kit connor. if he does one more goddamned war movie i’m going to jettison him into the fucking sun.
April 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
tough out here to be a bitch who likes kit connor. if he does one more goddamned war movie i’m going to jettison him into the fucking sun.
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having a big truck is so important. you don't want toddlers thinking they can mess with you. children should fear the wrath of your mighty stallion
April 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
having a big truck is so important. you don't want toddlers thinking they can mess with you. children should fear the wrath of your mighty stallion
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It's hard to adequately express how much this woman sucks
April 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's hard to adequately express how much this woman sucks
finally tried every flavour of monster energy punch currently available in canada so i made a tier list
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
finally tried every flavour of monster energy punch currently available in canada so i made a tier list
netflix kicked me off my friend’s account so i’m just pirating that adolescence series instead
March 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
netflix kicked me off my friend’s account so i’m just pirating that adolescence series instead
i keep seeing tiktoks of people going to fucking Indigo to buy the new hunger games book and it’s just like. do y’all even know what you’re reading, let alone why? genuinely embarrassing.
March 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i keep seeing tiktoks of people going to fucking Indigo to buy the new hunger games book and it’s just like. do y’all even know what you’re reading, let alone why? genuinely embarrassing.
therapist suggested that i start writing fanfiction again
March 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
therapist suggested that i start writing fanfiction again
i am rewatching voltron: legendary defender and yk what? it still goes just as hard as it did when i was in grade nine. this show is fucking incredible.
March 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i am rewatching voltron: legendary defender and yk what? it still goes just as hard as it did when i was in grade nine. this show is fucking incredible.
for me, being nonbinary has just been an endless cycle of buying a cool new dress and never ever wearing it
January 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
for me, being nonbinary has just been an endless cycle of buying a cool new dress and never ever wearing it