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Swear to god
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you leave that mural to the last minute
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This Christmas pudding is fine, right?
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
tfw you’re reading Bros Karamazov and u feel like it’s reading u
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
visual diagram of what it feels like to be an American living in Britain
September 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
90 years later F Scott Fitzgerald remains correct about England
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
every time i’m in holland i have a day or so where i feel like i’m having a stroke
September 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I feel gaslit
September 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
*flings phone through the window as if it’s radioactive*
August 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Cosmic Crisp”? Cmon what possible meaning could that — oh
August 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
🎶 it’s a
July 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Caution: disturbing content
June 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
June 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Look I don't know either
May 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
What is going on in newsagents these days my god
May 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Later, shitlords
May 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Is there a reason they didn’t write “bread” here? What are you hiding Warburton’s??
April 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
😏
March 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
same
March 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sometimes pubs are just the best
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My fashion north star is now, and really always should have been, Guiseppe Garibaldi
March 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
🎶Well, well, well
You just can’t tell
Well, well, well
February 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Matt Damon really losing his edge imo
February 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 PM