Eli Sessions
elishasessions.com
Eli Sessions
@elishasessions.com
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Swear to god
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When you leave that mural to the last minute
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just very politely asked somebody on the Overground if they wouldn’t mind using their headphones and it feels fucking euphoric
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
sorry Evan Davis on PM gets a balanced view on the BBC by speaking to Nick Ferrari and… Helen Lewis???
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This Christmas pudding is fine, right?
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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"Far from draining our welfare system, migrants are supporting the British state’s solvency."

New analysis by @lgilbert.co

ukandeu.ac.uk/lower-migrat...
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
tfw you’re reading Bros Karamazov and u feel like it’s reading u
October 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
guys i’m finding it difficult to get worked up about frankly any wing of the White House aita help me out here
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We are deeply saddened by the loss of Greg Newby, who led Project Gutenberg ( @gutenberg.org ) with passion and purpose. Greg’s belief in free and open access to knowledge continues to inspire us and so many others working to preserve our shared culture online. gutenberg.org/about/newby....
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i just heard someone say “many thanks” out loud.
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
visual diagram of what it feels like to be an American living in Britain
September 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
90 years later F Scott Fitzgerald remains correct about England
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
every time i’m in holland i have a day or so where i feel like i’m having a stroke
September 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I feel gaslit
September 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mobs are terrorising people, day after day, this is a big fucking problem. Starmer’s response is “I’m a big fan of flags”??? WHAT???
September 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*flings phone through the window as if it’s radioactive*
August 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
t olyphant giving big malcolm mcdowell on the verge of farting energy
August 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Teenage boys will discuss sweat pants the way sommeliers will debate fine wines
August 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
eating spaghetti with red sauce is the closest i’ll come to dining on the viscera of my enemies and that’s quite close enough for me, thank you
August 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Cosmic Crisp”? Cmon what possible meaning could that — oh
August 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*posh accent* “I don’t want to be that guy…”

Oh buddy. Trust me. You are that guy
August 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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It's up on mixcloud now if you know where to look (and if you don't then it's my mixcloud page) - full blog probably up tonight.
It's time for 1950 part two.

Tomorrow it will be on the mixcloud and the main feed, for now it's Patreon only.

patreon.com/posts/134132...
July 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM