Eli Parham
@eliparham.bsky.social
Lvl 34 goat, reader, coffee and sparkling water addict, tech trainer. I mostly just re-post articles from The Onion.
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Eli Parham
@eliparham.bsky.social
· Oct 21
From fat and unhealthy for half my life to running a half marathon with my husband, @chipcottontail.bsky.social. Thank you for being my biggest supporter and cheerleader in my health journey!
Also, thank you @lucanimations.bsky.social for this amazing piece!!
Finally, fuck Elon Musk.
Also, thank you @lucanimations.bsky.social for this amazing piece!!
Finally, fuck Elon Musk.
Sometimes you just need to hit things with an axe.
Thanks @canvaskat.bsky.social for another awesome piece!
Thanks @canvaskat.bsky.social for another awesome piece!
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Sometimes you just need to hit things with an axe.
Thanks @canvaskat.bsky.social for another awesome piece!
Thanks @canvaskat.bsky.social for another awesome piece!
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evidence for this claim
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
evidence for this claim
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
WASHINGTON—During a confrontation in which it was firmly reiterated that the front entrance was for approved personnel only, Vice President JD Vance was once again reminded by White House security to ...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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I should feel something
July 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I should feel something
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/
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Now that Thanksgiving is over it's time to switch my profile picture to my super cute newest commissioned Christmas art piece from @canvaskat.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Now that Thanksgiving is over it's time to switch my profile picture to my super cute newest commissioned Christmas art piece from @canvaskat.bsky.social
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
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Wolf. Charcoal on paper
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Wolf. Charcoal on paper
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History https://theonion.com/trump-says-epstein-emails-only-prove-he-one-of-the-most-emailed-about-men-in-history/
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History https://theonion.com/trump-says-epstein-emails-only-prove-he-one-of-the-most-emailed-about-men-in-history/
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Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone https://theonion.com/americans-demand-new-form-of-media-to-bridge-entertainm-1819576756/
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Americans Demand New Form Of Media To Bridge Entertainment Gap While Looking From Laptop To Phone https://theonion.com/americans-demand-new-form-of-media-to-bridge-entertainm-1819576756/
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just finished this 2-view ref sheet for @eliparham.bsky.social ! I absolutely love getting to draw unusual species, this guy was a pleasure to work on!
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
just finished this 2-view ref sheet for @eliparham.bsky.social ! I absolutely love getting to draw unusual species, this guy was a pleasure to work on!