they/them
"Under the roots of the towering spruce and the mighty fir, under the carcasses of ancient sequoias and redwoods, and under the worms and the slugs and the crawling things that ate them all, the Lord of the Forest sleeps."
I bought a used car off a woman as thin as her hand-rolled cigarettes.
"Good news, Heaven," announces my dipshit husband. "I've made a new king of the mortals!"
"Under the roots of the towering spruce and the mighty fir, under the carcasses of ancient sequoias and redwoods, and under the worms and the slugs and the crawling things that ate them all, the Lord of the Forest sleeps."